When Sherlock wants pizza, it has to be made a special way!

It all started with TonyAlacchi calling LA's finest pizza shop for their richest olive oil. While the call is being made DareDevil volunteers to drive and pick it up. Some say he likes to eagerly volunteer because it's his only chance where he can freely sing to himself "All I Want Is Just One Girl" by Leo Robin. After the olive oil is picked up, Ellie gets a phone call for her homemade flour. RonMexico being her biggest fan, brags that her flour is the best because it's laced with cocaine. If you don't believe me, ask Judge_Holden. He's the one who dumps the coke in the flour when it's being made. Premier usually finds him laying on the floor unconscious with his head completely submerged in the white powder. But anyways..once the flour is delivered back to the HQ, RedHood drives Gaius to the LA airport to give further instructions.

Awaiting at the LA airport, Hershey is given specific instructions to complete the recipe. So he takes a flight back to LV to complete the task. Sugar picks him up and heads back to the HQ. On their way home, they end up running over someone but they do not care to stop. What they don't know is that they ran over their God Mother, Aurora. A very tragic event but they didn't know. Later on, Tie is met by the two men and they tell him that he needs to get yeast and duck. Duck? He turns around only to find Tallien's roundhouse kick breaking his face. The odd looking ninja hands the two men a jar of yeast and he magically disappears.

While yeast is being checked off the list, a short fella named BrianeRourke makes haste towards Detroit for their finest tomato sauce. When he completes his journey, he arrives at Hydrophonic's HQ. In front of the HQ, Ceelo, Khujo, Phoniex, and Theodoric are running around like little girls throwing tomatoes at each other. A couple hundred yards back, Return_of_Ghost is completely knocked out cold from Rourke whipping a tomato at the back of his head. Eventually when the coast was clear, Marietta comes walking out of the HQ with a tin of tomato soup in her hand. The short fella takes it and El_Nino gives him a ride back to the airport.

Meanwhile, Rhuarc and Bald_Scouse_Virgin set forth to do their part of the job. Many questioned their sexuality after they rode on a single horse, naked. Never the less, they made it to New York and arrived at ThomasRourke's HQ. Inside his HQ, Butt_Ox is strapped down to a table while ScipitaRourke continuously beats him with a slab of cheese. For what reason? Who knows! After 3 more hours of beating, she finally comes out of the HQ and hands over the cheese. The two naked men returned home and sent it back to LA.

As the cheese was being delivered to LA, a hairy norm named Jono took a train to Philly for their finest peppers. He didn't have to go far because  coming from a distance was a full sled of people heading towards the train. When they got closer the hairy norm noticed 3 people standing on the sled while it was being pulled by dogs. The hairy norm puts on his glasses for a better look. He starts to laugh out loud when he actually sees Elaina, Paul_Walker, Pussy_Cat, Angie, and WilliamDeSantis pulling the sled like dogs while MrFCUK, Odd, and gizaro ride comfortably. After they got the norm to stop laughing for two hours, they sent him back on his way with the peppers.

The final ingredient left on the list was basil. You can get the finest basil from the city of Chicago. Initially, Hopey was assigned to retrieve the basil but he fell ill to some unknown STD. Next up in line was KingBenny, but unfortunately plans changed when he caught Kizzy and Kong sleeping with each other. So in the end, Sidious substitutes the basil with grass and sends it away to LA.

Once all the ingredients were delivered, a stubby chef named PedroRourke was pulled out of the closet to complete the pizza. After whipping the chef several hundred times, the pizza was finally done.

The end.

Once all the ingredients were delivered, a stubby chef named PedroRourke was pulled out of the closet to complete the pizza.

Finally, PedroRourke came out of the closet. I always knew this day would come, but I never expected it would be so soon.

Hey, so I run like a girl...It's a very pretty run watch.

Ceelo runs around in his girlie way, stops after ten seconds and starts huffing and puffing, choking and gagging

Man, I need a snack now. And oh yeah, it was Khujos fault.

Man, that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!

I must admit, They did look pretty professional. I'm thinking about hiring them for my trip to Antartica next year as my sled dogs.

Jono walks away in fits of hysterical laughter

Next up in line was KingBenny, but unfortunately plans changed when he caught Kizzy and Kong sleeping with each other.

What? He was having nightmares and crawled into my bed for comfort...I can't help the fact that I sleep in so little clothing.

YAY im the first name said inthe story :D lolz

good story

RonMexico being her biggest fan, brags that her flour is the best because it's laced with cocaine.

I would like to state for the record that Mr. Mexico has not once ever used cocaine to get high to the best of my knowledge.

...he just likes the way it smells...

Absolutely_Hot you weren't supposed to tell anyone about me using tomato soup for my red sauce. Now Ceelo and Khujo wont eat it.

You've had that coming Tie. Everyone has been saying so.

~T~

I have no recollection of this...

scratches his head

You suffer from alzheimers, but of course, you wouldn't remember that either.

looks at the woman a bit confused.

Hey, well aren't you just absolutely hot!?

You got that right!

Mmmkthxbye!

Still looking confused, a group of men in white suits grab Kung and shepherd him back to Vegas for treatment