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Toni wanders around town looking for a big crowd, eventually he finds one.
He stands up on a chair and clears his throat, *cough, cough*, he starts to speak,
Hello everyone, have you ever wanted to beat someone senseless but are afraid you might get wacked?, Well now you can do that at my bar, Toni's battle bar, but there isn't only fights and brawls, there's drinking battles, tell-offs, and anything else you can think of, if you wanna do something stupid come to my bar to do it!!
*By now a crowd has gathered around him*
The fees are very low too, so if you are ever in detroit and that anoying guy on the bus chomping the chips is getting on your last nerves take him to my bar and beat him until he'll never chomp again. So com'mon down and have a drink and watch the fights if you dont want to take part, we also have a betting office for bets on the battles.
Thank You.
He steps off the chair pleased with his speach and walks merryily back to his bar waiting on some cutomers.
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