Clears his throat

This is a letter to the most amazing friend that I have ever had in my entire life. I have known her for awhile now about a year and a half. She has been there for me through thick and thin, and helped me through many different parts of my life. I trust her with my life, and I hope she feels the same way. Friendship has always meant a lot to me, and she embodies everything anyone could ever want in a best friend. She is loyal, trustworthy, and a great listener. Everyone meets a few people in their life that they know will be their friend forever. I know that me and her will stay friends for as long as we live. I hope everyone can find a friend like she is to me, because life is all about the friends you make, and I am glad i have her as a friend.

Hostile walks up to Rover

Rover, I'm glad you like my soon to be wife. I'm glad you and her are friends. Good day man

Hostile takes his leave and goes on about his business

Solvent smiles as she looks up at Rover

Thank you. It is a very nice feeling to know how your true friends feel about you. It reminds you how important that they are to you and you to them. I am sure that everyone out there has a friend just like I do Rover.

Solvent hugs Rover.

You are a great friend as well to me and many others here. Someone that anyone if needed can talk to about anything and you will have an open ear. For that I thank you as well.

A very nice letter, Rover.

Although I personally don't know Solvent, she seems like a wonderful person based on the kind things you say about her. 

We sometimes lose sight of these relationships when crime is the main focus of our lives, but its nice to step back sometimes and let those we do hold dear know their appreciated.

Sidious stops, realizes he sounds very sappy, and shuffles back to his Chicago headquarters to try and reclaim his manhood

Nicely said Sidious. I couldn't of said it any better myself. Yes indeed Rover, a very nice letter mate. It is always nice to show the ones you are close to know they are loved and you appreciate what they do for you.

This is how I feel about Cav..

Other than wanting to murder him.