Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction, theater if you will. The subject has given his full consent.

Toto wakes up cold and shivering. He is unsure where this bathroom is, but he is certain waking up naked in a bathtub is always bad. He looks down, yep naked. And really, really cold apparently. He notices stitches where one of his kidney's used to be. Well, at least they didn't take both of them. After he dials 911, he tries to get out of the tub but the ice makes it nearly impossible, that and the major surgery. He finally manages and steps out the bathroom door and jumps into his car. He tries to speed away but the cops have been alerted and he is surrounded by johnny law. He jumps from the Camaro and they chase after him, he is slow since he never ran cross country or anything. The fat cop behind him pulls out his tazer and nails toto in the butt ending the chase. To this day toto has only 1 kidney and a fear of tazers.

These are a few of my pet peeves, exaggerated a bit. Telling others someone else's story from that persons point of view. Puppet mastering I call this. How do I know how cold toto is? I might know how cold he told me he was. Then you have the future reference that also doubles as the crazy move. Then the teleport to his car naked. What the heck is a Camaro anyway? Lack of plausibility, he is slow from lack of cross country or because he just lost a kidney? The impossible, could he even run? Tazer? Then I tell everyone he is sporting 1 kidney like his medical condition is anyone's business plus I change his physical characteristics. All that in one paragraph.

Sure, some people can do this. Toto gave me permission. Maybe your friend lets you take them anywhere. But this should be the exception not the rule in my opinion.

Toto, thanks for letting me put you on the spot. Sorry about the kidney, rumor has it you can get by with one.

Hey! The naked in the bathtub thing hit a little close to home...And another thing they never tasered me, I jumped in the river before they caught me....And another thing it's not a kidney I'm missing....

See how easy it is to get off track when you do this???

Kevin listens to the story

Toto sorry about the kidney. Also Deuce thanks for the read.

Kevin walks away going back into the street then disappearing