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| The Clinic | Started by: The_Proctologist on Nov 14, '07 23:54 |
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A man wearing a shirt and tie underneath his white lab coat walks out from the crowd of people. In one hand he carries a box of latex gloves. In the other he carries a large bottle of lubricate. He also carries anal probes in his right front pocket of his lab coat. Dear ladies and gentlemen... this world of ours has been lacking something. I have studied in many areas in my time but my favorite being the science of the asshole. There are numerous things a Proctologist can help fix. Constipation is a very serious thing folks. Not being able to remove your body of waste can be very harmful to your health. With my tools, my KY Jelly and my anal probes, I can help you release such sensation in moments. Remember kids, a clean colon is a good colon. Hemorrhoids. It is the male Premenstrual Cycle. Yes females can get them but it is not common among them. I think God felt annoyed with the bitching from PMS, so he didn't want them to be aggravating all year round. Sorry I'm a little off topic. I have came out with my own patented Hemorrhoid cream called Rectal Relief. Its in all CVS and GNC stores nationwide. Clears his throat. As you bared with me during my speech on my experience and my product line, I want to introduce my new Clinic. I will be taking Patients very soon. |
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I remember reading in my fathers diary about one of these clinics. He had been in business with a partner. They treated the everydays assholes and helped to make the community a better place. May your business venture prosper my friend. |
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| Reply by: Luongo at Nov 14, '07 23:57 | |
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| What are CVS and GNC stores? | |
| Reply by: ElainaDeLuca at Nov 15, '07 01:19 | |
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Looks with delight of his new customer. Actually Ms. DeLuca, come by my office and I'll set you with my cream and maybe some Midol. Midol doesn't only work with PMS. Please tell me, how bad are these Hemorrhoids? |
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| Reply by: The_Proctologist at Nov 15, '07 14:37 | |
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