Telkin walks up to a drunken man on a street corner and punches him in the face, sending him flailing to the ground. Making lots of noise the drunk man swears and shouts obscenities, making sure lots of attention was being drawn to them. Just as Telkin had planned, many people were drawing close to them to see the commotion. Nodding to one of his bodyguards to take the man to the back alley and shush him up, Telkin steps up on the corner and begins to speak, 

Ladies and Gentlemen I come to you today in hopes of promoting my business. Wait wait, before you roll your eyes and walk away, let me just say what I have to say. No matter where you are in the seven cities of this thing of ours, no matter the status of your suit I welcome you into my place. Soon enough my bar will be found in every city, and have a fully functional staff to run it. I'd like to note that at this moment only Lana and myself will be able to help you, and I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. 

My goal is to bring you a laid back and relaxed environment where you can drink, eat, and socialize. My bar in New Orleans has already been open for almost a month, and GodMother Marietta has given me the honor of being reviewed in her weekly underground magazine found here. A new era of bar tending and service has begun, and I wish to do nothing but my best in attempting to service your every alcoholic need. Whether it be our house remedy to hangovers, or a glass of water to those who are already inebriated, we will be glad to help any mafioso! We just ask that all guns, knives, or lead pipes be left at the door. Thank you all very much for your time, and I hope to see you soon! 

Telkin goes to the back alley and orders his bodyguard to release the drunk man. Looking at him square in the eye Telkin smacks him lightly in the face and winks. "Stop by my bar some time, first drinks on the house."

Lana sees Telkin after seeing him hitting some guy and walks up to him smiling.

Hello Telkin. I've been to your place in New Orleans and its a great place to be. I've already settled behind the bar there, and I'll gladly serve your customers while you get a well deserved rest. As I travel, I will be stopping by your other establishments and have a bit of fun. I must say though, my bartending skills are a bit rusty so be patient with me.

She laughs at the possibilities of what she might serve.

i am not even sure if i want to be here lol.. This is a very questionable place.

Telkin, I always admired your work so I will be one to be defonatley stopping by the empty city to have a chat with you at your bar as there is not many other people in New Orleans. You better be ready and have enough alcohol as Im a big drinker these days.

I like to eat, drink and socialise. If I'm ever in NO again, I will make sure to stop by and eat and/or drink something. 

I'd like to thank you all personally for stopping by today, let me just remind you that my bar can currently be found in Vegas, and New York as well as my original pride and joy in New Orleans. Hope to see you there!

Telkin steps out from an alley with a grin on his face.

Just another quick little announcement, after checking with the local authorities in Chicago, I have gotten the permit to build my business into the business district of Chicago! I shall be there for the majority of the night, so if you're in town be sure to stop by!

Telkin walks away to his bar and has a slight spring in his step.