Walking down the streets idied spots some ass-hat standing on the street corner with what appears to be his thumb stuck way up his ass. He had quite the look on his face so idied really thought the man stuck his own thumb straight up his ass. Wondering what in the fuck was going on idied decided to just stand and watch the show. Soon after Alex removed his thumb from his anus and stuck it in his mouth and licked it clean.

idied gags and approaches Alex.

You are one sick fucking person guy, I just stood back there and watched you for a good ten minutes with your hand down the back of your pants with your thumb stuck up your ass. And then if that wasn't enough you pulled it out and licked it clean! What in the flying fuck do you think you're doing? You know that's not a chocolate factory right?!

Pulling a pamphlet out of his pocket idied hands it over to Alex.

Here you go, these people might be able to help you, cause you got some fucking problems man.

idied turns and walks away as he shakes his head at what he just seen.

You sure do see some unbelievable shit around here these days. 

Alex was minding his own business and trying to avoid all of the flying bullets when he looked up and saw some guy staring at him. Curiosity struck him and he walked over to the guy. He wasn't standing there for two seconds before the guy started shouting about fingers in asses. He was clearly intoxicated, but Alex still appreciated the thought of someone who adored him so much.

"Always nice to meet a fan!"

Alex gave idied a small piece of paper with an autograph on it and walked away.

Waking the streets shy over hearing what idied said,shy is shocked and confused.

Shy begins to talk to himself.

Why would you watch a man with his hand up his ass for 10 minutes? Oh well  none of my  business.

Shy continues  to walk away as if nothing ever happen.