As it turns out, my biggest kill was also my smallest kill.

"Fuck you, Deadpool.  And the horse you rode in on!"

"I didn't ride a horse, you know that.  You rode in the trunk of my car."  He was a temperamental midget with a foul mouth and sticky fingers.  

"Get it over with, you asshole!  Stop being such a pussy!"

I frowned.  He swung upside down, suspended from the ceiling of the warehouse by a rope tied around his ankles.  

"You know I can't do that yet.  You have to tell me what you did with the money you stole."

"I used it to pay your whore of a mother, you fucking asshole!"

"She charged you a million bucks?  Wow.  That's impressive.  Hey, you ready to talk?"

"Fuck off, dickhead!"

"You ever been to Mexico?"

"What?"

"I asked if you've ever been to Mexico."

"No, you shitface ass monkey!  Get me down, because I'm not talking!"

"Well, in Mexico, they do this thing at parties.  They take a paper mache animal..."

"Shut up, asshole!"

"Hey!  The big people are talking here.  They stuff it with candy and take turns trying to break it with a baseball bat.  They call it a pinata."

I picked up a bat and swung it at him, hitting his torso.  I heard ribs break.

"Ready to talk?"

"Fuck you!"

"Alright, but I'm going to keep swinging until candy comes out."

I swung again, this time hitting his hip.  It broke.

"Now?"

He was moaning.  "Hollowed out Bible in my desk.  Please."

I swung the bat again, hitting him in the crotch.  He threw up.

"I win!  Wait, that's not candy.  Hey, you wouldn't lie to me, would you?"

He moaned in agony.  "No, please.  Please stop..."

"You're right.  This isn't fun anymore."  I cut the rope and he fell to the concrete floor, landing on his head.  He was probably dead, but I put a bullet in his head, just the same.  

I went to go get the million bucks.  As it turns out, he was lying.  Little bastard.  I learned a lesson that day.  Never trust a midget that you have hanging from the ceiling as you beat him with a bat.  

Interesting, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on"

I woulda asked to see them do the horse first, but that's just me.