My friends, every single time I have come out to these Streets lately, I have noticed something.

I have noticed that I am older than all of you.

Does this mean that I'm braver?  No, it just means that I've survived more wars.  

Does this mean that I'm stronger or tougher?  No, it just means that I've found a way to stay alive when all others around me haven't.

Does this mean I'm more intelligent?  No, it just means that nobody else in this thing managed to craft a methodology of surviving.

Does this mean that I should be respected?  Perhaps, respect for one's elders shows character.

Does this mean that I should be feared?  No, I haven't ever fired a shot in anger.

What this does mean is that I have accumulated for more life experience than every single one of you.  It means that I can teach you things, mentor you in the ways of this world and show you how YOU too can live a long and fruitful life.

The thing is, my friends, that I'm not here to gloat about my exemplary war record, my dealings with a string of CLs or my literally prominent position in this thing of ours, I'm here to offer my wisdom.

I'm here to help.

Because I'm worth it.  And yes.

WhoreAbully smiles at the elderly man with the kind face.

What a generous offer. You have chosen to lift up the members of our society instead of putting them down. Clearly you are wise beyond your years. 

So when do the lessons begin, Early.....if I may call you Early?  Mr. Techno just doesn't seem distinguished enough.  If you had just one sentence to utter in our direction....that one piece of advice that we need while the bullets are flying.....what would you say to us?

Quiet Joe pulls out his pencil and a small memo pad to scribble down the next words to come out of Early90sTechno's mouth.  He's always looking to learn something new.

I would simply say this: stay out of trouble.