DemTitties was walking around for the perfect location to hold the great party for Koehler on his name day. It was a big day for this lad, he was finally old enough to play with DemTitties titties without worrying about going to prison for being a molester of the chillens. He made sure he ate lots of fried chicken and greased up his titties for the motor boating to come from Koehler and all the others. 

Finally he came across the perfect warehouse, it was situated in a secluded area with very few residential areas around. So they could get rowdy and call in all their friends plus all the male strippers and prostitutes that Koehler could ever dream of. He immediately went to the nearest pay phone and called up Oblivion.

"Hey I got the perfect location, it's in the middle of nowhere and no one is around so we can do absolutely whatever the fuck we want here. Send me some help so we can start setting up the party. We will need lots of strippers, male and female bring a truck load of booze and a trunk full of drugs."

After hanging up the phone with Scottie DemTitties immediately called Liam.

"The day has finally come, our young friend is finally becoming a man. Well close enough at least. We are going to need lots of chairs and tables, couple dozen stripper poles and at least 4 full bars set up. I have plenty of space down here just get some help and start hauling shit in."

Not too long after getting off the phone trucks and cars started appearing at the warehouse hauling supplies in and within a few hours everything was all set up. There were bars in all four corners of the warehouse, a stage sitting in the center with 4 poles on it and a handful of smaller stages scattered throughout the warehouse where they could have dancers at group tables. There were lights everywhere and massive speakers screaming music so loud that the arriving attendees said they could hear it for well over a mile away. 

Walking around making sure everything was finished and set up DemTitties finally spotted Oblivion.

"It's time, someone needs to go grab the boy. Let's trick him into thinking he's getting wacked. I'm sure he's done something stupid recently, just tell him you need to have a one-on-one meeting with him down in the business district that everyone knows is vacant and sits right on the bay where most of our bodies go. I'm sure he wont even question it out loud but he will most likely be pissing himself inside."

After Oblivion left to call on Koehler and pick him up for the scare of his life DemTitties walked back out of the warehouse to start moving vehicles away from the warehouse so it looked empty. After he moved a few cars a bus showed up and a flood of strippers and prostitutes flooded out of the bus.

"Okay guys and gals, you're going to make a shit ton of money tonight. We expect the best from you, all you male strippers I need you to make Koehler feel as uncomfortable as possible tonight. I need taints in his face and balls slapping him in the mouth. Bonuses will be given for all of this of course. There will be photographers running around everywhere so make sure you get proof and you will be rewarded handsomely. The more absurd and awkward it gets for him the bigger your pockets will be when you leave tonight. Now he will be here shortly so everyone needs to get in the warehouse and get hidden. If anyone makes a peep and fucks this up I will smash your face in with a cinder block because nobody trusts me enough to give me a gun. It is what it is."

As DemTitties finished up his speech he turned all the lights off, cut the music, closed the doors and got everyone in the back of the warehouse to wait for Koehler to arrive. 

Oblivion smiles and laughs at Afghan as he runs out to get in the back of his car. He motions to the driver to roll down the interior window. 

Hey, we need to head back to the HQ to pick up Koehler. Act somber. Act sad. Act disappointed. Got it?

The driver nods his understanding to Oblivion and then drives off towards the HQ. 

A short while later, they arrive at the HQ and then Oblivion runs up the stairs to gather Koehler.

Koehler, we've got to go. We have some important business to discuss.

Koehler looks at him puzzled, but follows him down to the car nonetheless. Oblivion looks at the driver to ensure that he was following instruction, then directed him to follow the dark path to the party. The driver takes off and Oblivion watches Koehler's reaction as they drive further and further towards the outskirts of Chicago. Everything gets darker and darker, and Koehler's face seemingly gets more solemn. 

A while later they arrive and Oblivion gets out of the car. He walks over to the passenger side door and opens it, pulling Koehler out of the car, and putting his hands behind his back. He then pushes him and shoves him into the building.

As Oblivion pushes Koehler into the warehouse that looks to be abandoned and forgot about DemTitties gets an idea, he turns around and looks at who he is standing by sees the print of a gun under someones shirt and grabs it. Before they even notice what is going on DemTitties yells, points the gun to the ceiling and starts unloading the clip. Looking over to Koehler DemTitties watches him scream like a little girl and drop to the ground. Laughing at Koehler DemTitties turns back towards the owner of the gun and tosses it back to him. Sorry if you get shot for having your gun end up in my hands, Oblivion is really touchy about that. 

Koehler! Did you think you were a dead man? 

DemTitties walks over to Koehler while still laughing at him and in tears, looking down he sees that Koehler has wet himself. Dropping to the ground DemTitties starts flailing around uncontrollably and passes out from laughing so hard. Before he knew it he was getting kicked in the kidney by Koehler and wakes back up.

"Need some new pants?! I'm sure one of the male strippers can hook you up with some ass-less chaps for you to wear. Lemme go talk to one, I'm sure we can get him out of em for you."

Winks at Koehler as he walks over to the nearest male stripper and whispers in his ear while they stare at Koehler. The stripper then chuckles, strips naked and sprints toward Koehler and tackles him. Straddling Koehler the stripper starts to creep up towards Koehlers face and then squarely plants his ass cheeks around Koehlers face, burying his nose right in his taint. Photographers quickly gather around and start snapping picks of Koehler kicking his feet and squirming to get free for air. 

"Somebody better get poor Koehler some toilet paper to wipe of his nose!!!"

Clover was hurrying, she didn't want to be late for this party. It's D' Party of the year. Her friend is turning 18 today and she knew what Koehler would want for his birthday. Clover got a call few weeks ago that it would go down at the warehouse. And the best thing, there would be male strippers. Well, Koehler and Clover first met in this secret bar where instead of female strippers and dancers, they had gorgeous male strippers. They shared a drink and became friends. They made it a point to meet once a week at the Pink Closet.

She checks her package, it was gift wrapped in bright purple, Koehler's favorite color. Inside was a pineapple she ordered straight from Hawaii. It was good that it arrived in time. She didn't know whats with pineapple that Koehler loves to have them. And Clover was sure Koehler didn't love them for the taste.

"I think this is the place." She tells the driver, takes the package and jumps out of the car. She fixes her skirt then walks towards the door. She opens it and walks inside.

"What the....." were all the words she could say as she watched this hunk smothering Koehler....