Time and time again, important people in your life have told you that you need to get off of drugs. You honestly do not think anything is wrong with you. As you continue to use drugs, you end up loosing friends, respect and most importantly money. You decided to do something about it but there is no where to go.....until now. X Rehabilitation Center has just opened up by Xena. You decide to check it out, what's the worse that could happen? You enter into the Rehabilitation Center and then you find that the place is pretty cool. There are swimming pools, basketball courts, message tables, a big aquarium in the middle of the Center. You walk up to the front desk where Xena sits. She says "Hello, Welcome to X Rehabilitation Center. How may I help you today?"

IF YOUR EVER IN PHILLY & DECIDE TO GET OFF DRUGS, YOUR MORE THAN WELCOMED TO SWING BY THE REHAB CENTER.

*PR_Rep walks up to the front of the building and looks at the name, puts his head down, sighs and pulls out a copy of a cease and desist letter from the stack he has in his suit coat. Kicking a puppy as he walks in the door he slams down a copy on the front desk*

This is an official cease and desist order, you are violating my family's copyright. X is trademarked and registered X is Awesome LLC patent pending. I recommend you stop all activities utilizing an algebraic numeral and instead rebrand your business using a less obstrusive copyright. Thank you and have a nice day.

*Turns and walks out of the building, a kid comes skipping down the street with an icecream as PR_Rep punches him in the face and steals the cone.* It always tastes better when it's stolen...