had a wank

It was...

...great

I met this chick who...

...had a beard

I proceded to...

kick him senseless

I fell into...

a bottomless pit

I wonder what....

...else better I could be doing with my time right now.

Maybe I should...

...call sombody and tell them how im falling forever

Then all of a sudden...

I hit a rock that hurt like a bitch.

And I found a...

Another guy falling right next to me I said hi, but he appeared to be dead.

he died of boredom so I.......

decided to blaze him full of some hot lead

and then his partner walked in with a dillinger.....

but did nothing.

Then I realized

I had hit the bottom

Hey I thought it.....

will I put peanut butter all over Leone tonight?

I decided to....

... lick the peanut butter of Leones body.

Hey man ...

get that out of my anus.

 I ran...

what the fuck!!!!

You missed a.....

my cock. Its over there by my hens and chickens.

I called...

The ASPCA,  they came, shrugged and said we can't do anything seeya :)

so i punted one of the hens and watched it fly over the................

garden fence

Landing on my next door neighbours.......

bald head

He told me to....