Xena walks in the rain, around 2 a.m and decides to ask a bum on the street a question that she has had on her mind for a very long time. The bum sits there with dirty clothes on and a tin can that says "Money for Food" Xena decides to stop and talk to this bum.

What is the definition of a friend? I mean, of course we have our families, but what is a family if you don't befriend them.

The bum does nothing but stare at Xena.

I personally have encountered multiple times with people who I thought was my friend, or someone I can trust. But I was wrong. It was only a matter of time before they stabbed me in the back.

The bum yawns, but Xena not noticing continues to talk.

I mean, is it true that you can't trust anyone? That it's just no use to even try. Why continue to put yourself in a vulnerable position when you know in the past, you have been fucked over. (And we all know how history has a funny way of repeating itself.)

The bum farts.

Or could it be me? Could It be me with the trust issues? Me with the problem that won't forgive and move on? Is it a good thing, is it a bad thing?

The bum sits there.

Well sorry about just rambling on and on. But It was something that I had to get off my chest and see what people thought about it.

The bum nods his head.

So how was that? Should I take it to the streets and ask the fellow Mafioso what they think?

The bum nods his head yes.

Xena smiles and say's thanks for listening and puts $10,000 in the bums tin can. The next day she give's that speech in the streets, waiting for everyone's reply.

<em> Leone walks past the bum that still looks a little confused on what just happened </em>

"Hey how you doin'?"

<em> Leone passes him $10,000 </em>

"I mean yeah there were a lot of old people and families in there, but I was only streaking they can't ban you from the retirement home for that can they!?, and as for that old women that had a heart attack......she had a medical history, hardly my fault"

<em> The bum starts to distance himself from Leone </em>

"I think I have some serious issues mate, thanks for listening, your a good friend"

<em> Leone strips and runs off into the distance</em>