A man had ran up from the slim ally and threw the nasty clothed crowd of people and started to nail flyers to ever wall and pole there was and as people had gathered to read these flyers they had a curious look on their face as the flyer said: 

Hello everybody.

I wanted to announce that I am putting together a special news paper. Now with the news paper being put together, I am needing people with skills. In some areas such as daily news, cartoons, comedy, obits of the day. There will be 2 other companies under the same name.  I need reliable everyday players. And all hired employees with be paid.

 So if your interested. Then see me at my office. in Paradise LV

Thank you for your time

Hmmm, guess we'll never know how successful this paper would have become, seeing as the CEO of JonesFamily Newspaper appeared to have committed suicide shortly after his announcement.

Guess he knew it was a sinking business once he realized he was posting flyers that he hadn't spell-checked or proof-read. 

Some people just aren't fit for the media industry. 

agreed