in the world is without a doubt our beloved God Father of the greatest city in the world.

Mr. Premier, the greatest to ever grace the streets of LA.

Over the past 9 years, he has been as a brother to me, and a father figure to you all. But there is so much of this great person that is not known. I find it only fitting that I share with you how amazing this person is.

The following is not meer opinion, but actual fact. This I doubt not that all of this information will be available on wikipedia once this living legend decides to retire. Please note, his retirement would only be his decision, as there is no force in this world that powerful to do such a thing.

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Premier.
# Premier doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Same way he does to other mafioso.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures he has allowed to live. This still holds true today.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be wacked! and cannot be on the same planet with Premier.
# Premier does not sleep. He waits.
# Premier is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right revolvers.
# Premier is the reason why Waldo, Bin Ladin, and many others are hiding.

# Only Premier knows where Jimmy Hoffas body is.

# His kill list counted to infinity - twice.
# There is always a bullet in Premiers clip. Even after he empties the clip.
# Premier doesn't wear a watch, HE decides when his wack! counter expires.
# Premier can slam a revolving door.
# Contrary to popular belief, this thing of ours is not a organization, it is a Prem-tatorship

He donates his organs to all of his victims, only to kill them again.

He's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.

When it is raining, it is because he killed enough people in a city and their familes are sad.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

His blood smells like cologne.

On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

He doesn't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.

His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

His pillow talk is years ahead of it's time.

Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.

He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.

And he may not drink beer all the time, but when he does, it's....

and if any of you are old enough to remember... he also co-hosted The Man Show.... one of the best shows to ever grace the streets.

i checked no on organ donor on my license, rumor has it if you say yes im an organ donar... they wont save you so they can sell your insides in india...

Why would he punch a magician? That's just cruel...

I heard the Virgin Islands were re-named atfer Prem visited, now they're just called the Islands

You know how people wear superman pajamas to bed? Superman wheres premier pajamas to bed.

When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk,when the hulk gets mad he turns into premier.

When premier goes into water he doesnt get wet,the water gets premiered.

Does he know where the Golden Fleece is?!  Can he divide by zero?!  Do you think he can share some of that crispy cereal power?  Cuz... then I'd follow him anywhere!

Ahah, I loved this. Very well thought out Googlez. I'll join the fun!

When Premier was born Spider Man has had his spidey sense tingling since then.

Black holes don't pull Premier, Premier walks to black hole.

Premier IS the GUT (Grand Unified Theory).

Premier created Chuck Norris and MacGyver in his sleep.

• Premier clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• Premier flosses with barbed wire.
• Premier does not leave messages. Premier leaves warnings.
• Water boils faster when Premier watches it.
• Premier drives Optimus Prime to work.
• Premiers gunshot once defeated a laser beam in a the hundred-meter dash.

lol @ optimus prime

Apple itunes pays Premier 99cents every time he listens to a song. xD

Premier does not pass kidney stones. Kidney stones run away from Premier.

Sounds to me that Prem is not quite as good as the man they named "CHUCK"

i say Prem is better than this "chuck"