Ladies and Gentlemen of our fine community, I have come to the streets today to talk about making money. See, I feel that I am in need of my own clever way to make money...I am beginning to feel left out actually, so many different businesses out there these days, so many traveling folks coming through all of our airports.

It got me thinking, how do I capitalize on this necessary amount of travel. I don't want people to NOT visit Chicago, I want then to feel welcome here, that everyone is always invited. However, I'm not sure I want pay for everyones Hotel rooms every night, you are invited...but lets be honest...hotel stays can be quite expensive, and I am trying to save up for retirement. So what I have decided to do is charge visitors for Hotel stays in Philly. I don't think you should be to alarmed, it won't be much.

The Mobster pins a poster to the fence and stands to the side to answer questions. The poster reads:

Welcome to Hotel Lamo

Only $5000 a night!

The Mobster scans the crowd to look at how pleased the folks seem to be after they read the first couple lines.

That's pretty cheap right? Of course it is, I'm not a money hungry fiend! No matter what you have heard. Here's how it will shape up.

Prices if you pay in advance²:

One Night= $5000.00

One Week= $30,000.00

Prices if you don't pay in advance²:

One Night= $100,000.00 (woah!)

I know!! Expensive, but its in high demand, which is why I am asking for reservations to Hotel Lamo. I am a deal making animal folks!

Godfathers/Mothers and City Heads want to pay for your entire city?

NO PROBLEM, I can do that as well, for an even BIGGER discount!

Godfathers pay for each family at (35 members or higher) $1,000,000.00 per week!!

Under 15 - 34 members $500,000 per week!

Under 14, original discounted price (shown above)

Godfathers, Godmothers and City Leads stay for free with guests.

ACT NOW AND GET YOUR FIRST WEEK FOR HALF PRICE!!!!

Disclaimer: Weeks begin Saturday at 0001 MRT (Mafia Returns Time). The First week begins this Saturday at 0001 MRT. Individulas offline in Chicago more than 6 hours Constitutes "Sleeping" and would therefor be responsible for paying a Hotel Bill. Half price ends at 2359L Friday July 31st.

Paid in advance.

Must be at least 12 hours prior to using the room. (not in

Up to 10 guests (this means your immediate family's are exempt as well)

I dearly hope you are one, not disrespecting the dead, but two, not disrespecting a highly beloved late Godfather.  This certainly won't be buying you any favors with anyone, in my opinion.

No means to dis respect the dead I just found the blue prints, and reopened the building.

I don't believe you are in any position to ask the world at large to pay you for entrance to Chicago, but I admire your plagiaristic spirit.

Well, since you replied to me here as well as wrote me a correspondence, I'll do that same.

Under what authority? You are an earner. You disrespect both KingBenny and Sidious by claiming that you have the authority to run taxes out of their city that THEY own, and you disrespect Godfather Odd by stealing his speech and changing the words "Philly" to "Chicago".  And you missed a few "Philly"s at that.

How i just changed a name i didn't claim to run anything here.

Is there a way to close this place?

quoute missed

So what I have decided to do is charge visitors for Hotel stays in Philly. I don't think you should be to alarmed, it won't be much.

Back to the drawing board young man.

Haha, really?  Feeling a little self-entitled, aren't we?  Your tattoo says the son of Odd?  Hmmmm?

KingBenny walks down the blood-drenched streets of Philadelphia sipping from a glass of scotch when he sees one of his men talking about a hotel in Philly of some sorts. His eyeballs practically buldge out of his head as he spits scotch from his mouth like a busted fire hydrant

What the fuck is this?!?!?!?! Excuse me Godmother I'll take it from here.

KingBenny slaps TheMobster in the back of the head as kong pulls up in a Towne Car. KingBenny throws TheMobster in the back seat and the car speeds off

THE END. DO NOT POST HERE, DO NOT RESPOND. THANK YOU

Sidious steps out of his vehicle along with a few of his guards, his face a picture of pure rage.

What the fuck is this ridiculous bullshit? I'm not a man that likes to use much foul language on our streets, but I just can't bite my tongue in this situation.

Not only are you stealing the idea of a late Godfather, but you are spitting in the face and on the grave of the very man who provided me the start in this world of ours and allowed me to reach the heights I have today.  I'll be damned if I sit back and allow you to disrespect one of the best friends I've ever had in this world. Furthermore, you angered Godmother Marietta, who I consider a very good friend and have nothing but the highest amount of respect for.

You're an embarrassment to Chicago, and I won't tolerate having fucking idiots representing my city that I've worked so hard to rebuild. Your bloodline shall never again be welcomed back in my city, as we've given your ancestry more than enough opportunities, yet you continue to fuck up. May you rot in hell for this, you grabasstic piece of unoriginal rat shit.

A pissed off Sidious glares down at and kicks the dead corpse below him in disgust, before entering his vehicle and speeding off. 

Absolut dis respect is what I say.