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| First Things First... | Started by: Boogeyman on Sep 13, '07 13:44 |
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As The Boogeyman walks the lonely streets of Chicago, holding his stick, and eating his live worms, every mafioso gives him dirty looks. Boogeyman knows he is unique, but doesn't appreciate these looks 'I am The Boogeyman! And I am coming to Getcha! Laughs in an evil manner You know, I haven't done much here, but you all seem to give me these looks, and simply i dont like them. If you want to get to know me, then come up to me and speak to me like a man, if you dont, then look the other way! Grabs a hand full of his live worms and shoves them in his mouth, then laughs in an evil manner again |
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*Donnie looks at the Boogeyman as if he has 10 heads while he is eating his worms* Excuse me sir, i have a question, have you never heard of a steak? |
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| Reply by: Donnie_Brasco at Sep 13, '07 13:51 | |
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Takuya walks up and shakes the Boogiemans hand Takuya notices the slime on his hand and wipes it off with his handkerchief Its a pleasure to meet you sir... May i ask... Why do you eat worms?? |
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| Reply by: TakuyaSama at Sep 13, '07 13:58 | |
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Boogeyman turns to Donnie 'Don't speak of Steak. There is nothing. I mean Nothing, like feeling the worms slide down your throat and move in your stomach. It's like having butterflies in your stomach' |
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| Reply by: Boogeyman at Sep 13, '07 14:01 | |
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Bri-anna tries not to curl her lip in disgust as she walks up to the Boogeyman and with her fingertips plucks off a piece of worm from his cheek and throws it to the ground. You can eat what you please Sir but at least show some manners! She then tosses her hair back and precedes to daintily walk past the Boogeyman, smiling at Donni as she goes |
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| Reply by: Bri-anna at Sep 13, '07 14:02 | |
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Boogeyman looks at TakuyaSama, then grabs a handful of worms and shoves it into his mouth 'What is your name young lad? Would you like some worms?' Laughs Evilly |
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| Reply by: Boogeyman at Sep 13, '07 14:02 | |
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Laughs again toward Bri-anna then walks up to her with his eyes wide open 'Show some manners? I don't know what that is' Opens his mouth a little to let the worms drip out |
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| Reply by: Boogeyman at Sep 13, '07 14:04 | |
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*Donnie stands there lietening to what the Boogeyman has to say. he slowly but surely backs off, turns on his heels and briskly walks away, whispering to himself* Holy fuck, freak |
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| Reply by: Donnie_Brasco at Sep 13, '07 14:04 | |
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chokes in an attempt to push down the bile rising in his throat no i would not... but i think that young lady that just walked away might. walks away laughing and thinking about steak |
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| Reply by: TakuyaSama at Sep 13, '07 14:04 | |
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Boogeyman Screams and waves his arms around. Then walks over to a little corner and sits down and eats his worms 'One day. One day. They will all see. One day.' |
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| Reply by: Boogeyman at Sep 13, '07 14:06 | |
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Did you mean stake or steak Donnie? IT'S QUITE THE HOMOPHONE I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE. |
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| Reply by: Cingeto at Sep 13, '07 14:08 | |
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| I meant a good prime roast fillet steak, cooked medium rare. so so juicy | |
| Reply by: Donnie_Brasco at Sep 13, '07 14:13 | |
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Im pretty sure that he meant steak... ive got to go to the foot doctor soon i dont know if this heel will heal.. QUITE THE HOMOPHONE DONT YOU AGREE??? sits down laughing at his ingenious...ness |
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| Reply by: TakuyaSama at Sep 13, '07 14:13 | |
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Looks at the Boogeyman in disgust as he sees him throwing worms down his throat Thats Filth |
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| Reply by: Subbacultcha at Sep 13, '07 14:16 | |
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It's just a great shame you misquoted me. There's a lesson learned somewhere. Ah yes. Don't misquote people. That'll be it then. |
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| Reply by: Cingeto at Sep 13, '07 14:17 | |
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I agree. as he said. "It's just a big shame you dissquoted me. There's a lesson earned somewhere. Ah yes. Don't unquote people. That'll be all then." Rolls on the floor laughing at his hilarity and comedic prowess |
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| Reply by: TakuyaSama at Sep 13, '07 14:19 | |
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| You are the rapier wit my friend. | |
| Reply by: Cingeto at Sep 13, '07 14:21 | |
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Why thank you sir. You are the chopping black axe's wit. You may be dull. But you sure can kill a crowd. Laughs even harder at his comedic prowess |
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| Reply by: TakuyaSama at Sep 13, '07 14:25 | |
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A poor analogy at best. Axes only kill people one by one, whereas I can do it all in one go. Like a really smelly fart. It's a block, incidentally. |
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| Reply by: Cingeto at Sep 13, '07 14:26 | |
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BoogeyDooDoo, You suck... Cannible licks his lips as he notices the blood from boogeyman. Well, I'm going to get chya, and eat chya nub. |
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| Reply by: Cannible at Sep 13, '07 14:33 | |
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