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| The big hijack | Started by: Don-Giovanni on Aug 24, '09 15:20 |
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Sat at the airport me and my boys waiting for the arrival of the meat truck on its way in. This is gonna be good for us boys we knock off the truck and sell the meat cheap to the locals in new york. The people will love us. The truck pulls up me and my boys grab the driver and put a gun in his face. Giovanni says give me the fucking truck now. The driver panics and makes a run for the phone. One of my boys pops him in the legs. Giovanni lights a cigar and says Get the fuck in the truck boys we're heading home. We return to new york. Suddenly we are overrun by locals wanting fresh meat at low prices. we finish selling everything and i turn to my boys and say we did good today boys get rid of the truck. we're on the up! |
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Rourke pulls up late to the party as usual and walks up to Don-Giovanni directly. He queries the man: Good sir, I notice you have sold all the meat on your cart, but I would like to know if you have any more meat available for me to purchase. I love meat and can't get enough of it! In fact, I am holding a barbecue later in The Riot! backyard and was wondering if you would like to attend. Are you coming to the barbecue later? Rourke waits a few moments for a reply. In the meantime he chews on a lovely meat sausage that has found its way into his mouth. He plasters a sign on Don's face regarding The Jail Gang. I look forward to your reply, good sir. |
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| Reply by: Rourke at Aug 24, '09 15:22 | |
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I have few fat steaks on the house for the ghost hitter And i think i will join you at the barbeque thanks for the invite |
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| Reply by: Don-Giovanni at Aug 24, '09 15:26 | |
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Rourke nods approvingly at Don-Giovanni. I think you made a wise choice, sir. I could use some assistance with the grilling part and it looks like you are a man who really knows his way around handling a sausage. Would you be able to bring your grill to the barbecue so I could put my meat on it? It's not very cooked meat, it's actually very rare. The only problem is that I am NOT a master of grilling, so with my limited experience I have found that the meat tends to squirt out over the grill earlier than I anticipated. I need a real man to be able to handle my meat. Rourke stares Don-Giovanni in the eyes. Do you think you could be the man to handle my meat? Rourke pins a sign to Don-Giovanni's chest.
Thanks for the free advertising, friend. |
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| Reply by: Rourke at Aug 24, '09 15:30 | |
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ok all no need to be disrespectful |
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| Reply by: Don-Giovanni at Aug 24, '09 15:39 | |
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I mean no disrespect, good sir. If I have offended you in any way, I apologize. Rourke reaches out a hand to shake with Don-Giovanni. |
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| Reply by: Rourke at Aug 24, '09 15:42 | |
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i am not gay my freind but whatever takes your fancy |
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| Reply by: Don-Giovanni at Aug 24, '09 15:43 | |
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okay sorry i thought u were implieing that i was gay and i never meant any disrespect by my last comment im just a real hot head |
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| Reply by: Don-Giovanni at Aug 24, '09 15:46 | |
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Lets call a truce. Don-Giovanni shakes Rourkes hand |
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| Reply by: Don-Giovanni at Aug 24, '09 15:48 | |
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After observing the interaction between Rourke and Don-Giovanni for some moments, Hildebrand realized he couldn't quell the desire to interfere any longer. Sighing, he appeared suddenly on Don-Giovanni's from the shadows and placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder. You seem to have startled this poor man Rourke. Rather than have anymore accusations of the hidden desire within, I've decided to take upon myself your request. Staring into Rourke's eyes, Hildebrand spoke the next words with finality. I happen to be quite good at grilling meat. I learned back in my home country many ways to maintain the size and reduce any shrinkage that occurs...so what do you say? |
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| Reply by: Hildebrand at Aug 24, '09 16:27 | |
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