As you are walking down the streets, you notice Victoria setting up a big stage. Your wondering what the hell is she up to, so you decide to go up to her and ask. Victoria then replies "I'm setting up a stage", and laughs. You clearly didn't get all the information that you wanted so you then ask "Why?". Victoria then say's "Oh, Well I'm setting it up for a talent show, You see it's alot of people in this world of ours who are very talented, or atlease think they are. I decide that I should set up a stage where anyone can come up and show their skills. No matter if it's singing, rapping, poetry, comedy....Whatever!" As you take it all in you say "Oh, ok". You go back to your HQ and decide that you have a talent that you want to show everyone, you go down to the stage, walk on and show your talent.

Rourke hops on stage, naked, to show everyone his enormous talent.

Everyone is massively impressed as it is so large.

Victoria claps her hands, but then realizes that "The Talent" is fake.

Victoria then looks disappointed and stops clapping.

Rourke, you have a huge.....hole.

Gabriel stares in awe of Rourke's womanly area.

OJ walks on stage, along with 15 females. "IT'S A PIE EATING CONTEST"! he yells ..female after female he ate all the pies. :P    Vicky you next?

Vaniz gasps at Rourke's "special" talent

Rourke, I must say. You really don't care about going around naked. Takes some guts to do that around the place but I guess no one will go near you to arrest you so.. atleast you can get away with it.

Dk stares at Rourkes 'thing' and claps I..it...its.. normal.

DK looks away and rubs his eyes and mutters.. I can't belive I looked at it DK then carries on over to his car and gets in still rubbing his eyes one by one.

After seeing the classy Rourke preformance Try-6 climbs up on stage and plays a melody on a triangle, takes a bow, and then exits.

McKnighter waves a Tommy Gun around, and the crowd sceams in terror. McKnighter laughs like a lunatic. He aims the gun at Rourke and pulls the trigger...

Bang! Smoke flys out of the gun, and a small flag shoots out of the barrel, saying "Ha Ha". McKnighter does a little dance and runs off behind the stage.

Michael smiles, wlaking over to the microphone, and cooing softly, begins to speak, in a wamr cordial tone.

"Sing this song if you know the words. It's a blues number, about a dear lady I once new."

The band begisn to play, and Michael Starts wailing like a tired old fool, fileld with spite and pain.

I've been down hearted baby,
ever since the day we met
I've been down hearted baby,
ever since the day we met

our love is nothing but the blues
baby, how blue can you get?

my love is like a fire
your love is like a cigarette
my love is like a fire
but baby yours is like a cigarette
I watched you step down on it baby
and crush it!
tell me how, tell me how
how blue can you get?

you're evil when i'm with you
and you are jealous when we're apart
you're evil
you're so evil when I'm with you baby
and you are jealous when we're apart
how blue can you get baby? 
the answer is right here in my heart

I gave you a brand new ford
and you said "i want a Cadillac"
I bought you a ten dollar dinner
and you said "thanks for the snack"!
I let you live in my penthouse
you said it was just a shack!
I gave you seven children 
and now you wanna to give 'em back! 

yes i've been downhearted baby
ever since the day we met
our love is nothing but the blues baby
baby, how blue can you get?

Michael sighs, smiels and walks off the stage slowly. The band stops playing, and he sits down in a chair, exhausted.

Victoria claps her hands and cheers! "Aw, your such a good singer!"

laughing at the people before him and walks on the stage taking inhale of his Cuban Cigar and flicks it at rourkes naked body burning his small stuff fires his pistol in the air...the stadium quite he takes a sip of water and coughs.

Ok so this couple was watching a show the husband bets his wife that she cant say something that will make him both happy & sad at the momment she smiles and looks at him looking down well...your definently bigger then all your friends

king waits for the chuckling of the crowd to die down ok i have anothere one its about this lil old lady

This old lady miss b. walks into the bank luging a HUGE sack of cash she is imideatly rushed to the bank manager . she sits down and dumps the huge sack of cash and tells him that she wants to make a deposit the manager in charge cant help but ask where an lil old lady gets such cash

she replys i make bets

the manager then curious ask what kind of bets she replys i bet u 30grand your that your balls are square, the bank manager quickly replys ill take that bet but of course she makes him sign a document to make sure he pays. she tells him shell be back around alil before 7am something like 6:50am

that night the bank manager is in front his mirror sweting looking at them in all directions making shur there not square he is pretty confinden

the next morning there in the office shades down and his pants down

mean while miss b. very fancy high class lawer is bagging his head hard aginst the wall she stairs down at his balls has the manager says well? there not square

miss b. replys may she hold them to make sure the manager hiestant agrees has she grabs them the clock then strikes 7am he ask miss b. whats wrong with your lawer she smiles and replys i bet him about 100thousand that i would have your balls in my hands at 7am this morning willingly

THANK YOU THANK YOU kingsuire walks of and starts to talk with the beautiful victoria

Hahahah! Victoria claps her hands. "That was a good one." She then takes ehr seat and awaits the next talent.

HHHmmm a talent show you say, well sounds like my kinda of win. " If there is money here i can steal it all a evil mastermind of stealing they will never know what hit them".

 I walk up to the clerk Victoria holding the show may i join i have a disappearing act that will have the crowd eyes wide open.

Three days later the show started the prize money for first place was $4000 dollars a nice steal i say. I set up the shark tank with three sharks and i ask my lovely assiant if she was ready, I showed the crowd i was in the box with three small holes on each side top and bloody meat at my feet. I got lowered into the shark tank some of the crowd closed thier eyes fearing for nico's life. Finally the create i was in was crashed by the sharks tearing away at the meat in the create thought nico was never found again. Crowds eyes wide open for the life of nico bellic the show was over.

The first prize money was gone and a note was left in Victoria desk.

Thanks for the money, I did what i said i was gunna do leave the crowd eyes wide open.

Please do invite me on your next show and do have a prize money i am not free HAHAHA

you should make a part 2