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New Orleans Tax ?? Started by: Death-Knight on Aug 25, '09 19:28

Death-Knight steps out from his HeadQuaters and heads over to the stage in the front of his home.

Good Evening everyone. As most of you may or may not know many of our fine Godmothers/fathers have been laying down taxes on their city. Which gives me the sort of impression that people will be wondering.. Will there be a tax on New Orleans ? Well that is why I am here before you today. I just wanted to tell you all about what Im going to be doing about a tax on New Orleans. It is nice and simple and you will like it.

I would like announce that New Orleans will NOT be having a tax placed upon the city. I want people to feel welcome to New Orleans and would like many people to fly through visiting everyday selling drugs and doing crimes and not having to worry about a tax.

New Orleans does not have many sleeping bums on the streets so there is no reason to be taxing you fine mobsters to shoot them. They sleep on my streets without getting themselves a job or a family then you are free to wipe them of the streets without a charge, just be careful who you are shooting as you don't want to end up in trouble.

I don't charge you guys to fly here either as you have to pay to fly here as it is. Not much I must say but it still comes out of your hard earned money. So you can fly here whenever you want and do your business. Sell drugs, Rob my post offices, Snatch purses, Rob banks or Pickpocket someone. You are free to do that, as I want New Orleans to be open and accessible to everyone.

So im hoping that will answer a few wondering minds about what my city is going to be doing about a tax. So with all that said I wish you all a great evening and farewell.

Death-Knight steps down from the stage and takes out his flask and drinks his scotch from the flask, while heading back towards his headquaters

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*Dons his cap to his Godfather*

Seeing as how you are so generously not charging for your services to this city, can I buy you a drink GF. Death-Knight?

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When you said "New Orleans does not have many sleeping bums on the streets". Does this mean i am going to have to find a home?

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DK hears that a few people have questions and runs back over to the stage

Michael, Yes if you wish to buy me a drink then I would most certianally love it. A glass of scotch would do my just fine. Also my little friend Skull. Your father was a great man and for you sleeping on the streets would make him a very unhappy man so yes go find yourself a place to stay. DK winks at PurpleSkull

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Plans a flight to good ole New Orleans for next week.

Death-Knight my good friend, any good pubs about?

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This is great news as I enjoy hangin in the French Quarter for drinks and tossing a few beads to fine young ladies. A big thank you !

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*Hears the news on the streets of New Orleans and smiles as he likes it*

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walks up to the stand and getting the news and thinking to my self this is a very generous idea

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yay dk.

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DeathKnight you are king among kings and queens, Thank you sounds great.

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Death-Knight, congratulations on being different and what a great idea. I am proud to be a psrt of your city

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My appologies for my slured speach there, I am proud to be a part of your city.

lorrie leaves the croud reminding herself to get some speach therapy.

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I like New Orleans.. except for when I visited last time and there were no casinos. I ended up getting a lady friend, an STD and a hangover instead.

Thanks.

but.. I will visit again on business shortly.

Smiles

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Claps.

Alright, Godfather Death-Knight. All smooth sailing and happy hunting in New Orleans.

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applauds Godfathers speech

*bows head* Us hard working folk thank you for your generosity.

*hands cigar* Please try one of these. They are Cuban, straight off the boat.

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