Hello my friends,

Understand, that when I ask who the fuck tony_capone is, I am not asking who he thinks he is.  It is not my desire to prod him until he reacts, though he surely will, because he's and idiot.

I am actually asking who he is?  What's his bloodline?  He talks big across the Avenue, stories of his ancestors, and how they were Charlie Big Potatoes, but my bloodline has  been around this thing for a long, long while, and he's simply never been on my radar.

Has he been on yours?

Who the FUCK is tony_capone?

I'm pretty sure Tony_Capone is a great great great great grand child of Phil_Steak.

 

Pops, that's not correct.

JeremyCorbyn, I have sources. Sources far greater then most can imagine. My sources have shared with me that he is indeed of the Phil_Steak lineage. I trust these sources, as they consist of rumors started by someone I trust greatly... me.
I trust myself more than I trust anyone else.
And I told me that Mr. Tony_Capone is apparently from the Phil_Steak lineage.
I trust this source, so I'm certain is true. 

Well, last night over on the Avenue, Phil_Steak and tony_capone were both, individually, stood there talking.

Jeremy, well of course. Do you KNOW the greatness of that man, Phil_Steak?
Certainly he passed that brilliance down generation to generation. Do you think a person of that caliber would be seen in public without body doubles? 

Does it really matter who he is?  Do you think that asking for someone's blood line in the streets is going to get you an answer?  Especially the way you've gone about it.  Being rude and incoherent is not the way to get anything in life.  Why exactly is it your business anyways, who Mr. Capone or anyone else is?  Most around here wouldn't care to share their family history with a raving lunatic, I'm sure Mr. Capone feels the same. 

I've been around this world for quite some time also.  As many years that I've been here, I can say that there are still people I have never met, or some that I've only chatted with a few times.  Don't you think its possible that you do not know every single person who has ever been here, even the ones who have been here for years?

Walks away and shakes her head at the nonsense some people bring here. 

Hands a cookie and a Kotex to Hayley

Do you feel better now?

Munches on her cookie.

Oh yes, so much better.  I do love cookies.  Although I hope that your present to me was an act of kindness, and not a form of disrespect.  I just hate it when people are not nice.  Makes me want to shove that kotex down their throat.  But I'm sure you are being nothing but pleasant.

Sits back with her cookie and watches the nonsense continue to spew.

Hayley, maybe you don't know who I am.  But  I was once nominated Street Orator of the Year.

Before this continues any further, I have a few questions.

Firstly to both Hayley and Jeremy, whomever answers first. What kind of cookies were these and why was I not given any? If it was white chocolate macadamia nut, I will be terribly upset and butthurt. 

Second, and this is directed at Hayley, in the situation where Jeremy had indeed been rude and disrespectful (Which we can all clealry see he was of course not being), would you use the same Kotex that he provided, or would you gather a used one from one of the ladies of the night and use that instead? 

Tis true! I can definitely say that I heard a rumor from a source I trust (Once again the originator of the rumor being myself, so it must be true) that Jeremy is indeed the oralgiver of the year, if not decate. The ability for providing oral enjoyment from Jeremy is outstanding. 

I'm assuming Jeremy had a simple mistake when he said Orator instead of oralgiver.... it happens. 

I know exactly who you are, but past names mean nothing to me.  Only current people and how they act towards me.  I am also aware of your previous work.  But this is only sub par compared to your past ramblings.  I'm kind of disappointed, I expected a much better street speech than this.

Eats the last bit of her cookie. 

Damn, its all gone.

I feel a disturbance.

Scarecrow falls to his knees and stays there for a minute.

It's happening again..

The late JohnGalt is turning in his grave again.

I honestly don't know why I'm still paying attention to this.  Call it boredom.  One can't spend all her time admiring Visas' ass. 

And Pops, I guess I don't know what kind of cookie.  Guess I shouldn't blindly shove things in my mouth eh?  I will also refrain from answering your other question, as it would probably be way too inappropriate for the streets.

Wanders off in search of more cookies.

Jeremy, when you say your bloodline has been around a "long, long time", what do you consider a long, long time?  I mean, it's subjective.  I've heard people whose ancestors showed up a mere two years prior talking like they came over on the Mayflower.  If your ancestors have been around for over ten years and have never heard of tony_capone, they haven't been paying attention.

"If your ancestors have been around for over ten years and have never heard of tony_capone, they haven't been paying attention."

Or he's just a no name C whom nobody of merit necessarily knows anything about.  He's a nothing.

TommyAngelo - my record speaks for itself.

I was the youngest ever de facto Godfather of a city

I've had a hand in taking down many families and cities without even having fired a shot

And I was once nominated Street Orator of the Year.

tony_capone has been around for some time, not as prominent in this world as in another but has been a successful and valued member of this thing of ours for many years. Rather he's serving as a hand or leading his own family those who know him respect him and understand his value. tony_capone as we know him is gone but alas he is still here and only keeps a small circle. You, obviously are not in that circle.

Technical hands over the letter to whom it may concern.