NOTE: This story is not about me and none of the events never happened,I'm jus trying to entertain,for the veiwers,and myself.

Tony sat there,in the alley,in his home. Tony regreted coming to america ever since he arrived,he could remember his fathers voice ... "Son go to America you could have a better life there,women, money,weapons,everything,you can have it all Its a dream come true!" Yeah,some dream he thought to himself every day. He heard a voice ... "Hey kid,kid,come here." Tony decided to walk over to the voice and saw the man,he was well dress,smonking a cigar,and had a suit case. "Hey kid you looking for a family?" The man now asked. Tony didn't know what to say...finally he was able to spit it out," Yes ... Sure." "Ok,meet me at the warehouse off of broadway street." The man said,Handing Tony the suitcase. Tony opened up the suitcase,He expected a bomb or something,but no,it was dual .45'S. Tony didnt know what to do,so he put them back into the suit case and went to the warehouse.

Tony walked in to the warehouse to get a bat to the face as soon as he opened the door!

"Tony,meet our bruiser,Paulie." The man from the alley said pointing to the man with the bat. "Wait - wait, how do you know my name?" Tony said,bleeding from the forehead,nose and mouth. "Thats not important. Now heres the plan, you wanna roll with us?You're gonna haveta know how to take a beating." The man said. "Wait, now,whos this "us" you're talking about? You and him? No, I am the RHM of the Mercenades family, and Paulie here,is our LHM." "So wheres the Don?" Tony asks. The Two start laughing hystarically and finally the man said ... "First of all,I dont have to answer you,but i will,second, The don is in a very imporant meeting right now with Cheif Michaels,trying to bribe the police or something. Now,lets get started. Paulie,you know what to do."Paulie nods and hits Tony in the kneecap with the bat. Tony cries out in pain. Paulie gets out a .22 and aims it at Tony's head. "If you shut the fuck up this will be over a lot faster." The beatings continued until finally Paulie got one good swing with a crowbar hitting Tony in the nose. Tony passed out.

Tony woke up to the sight of Paulie watching over him with a colt .45 pressed to Tony's forehead. "Welcome to the family." Paulie says, lifting Tony up off of the ground. The man whos name is still unknown walks into the room with a 12 gauge shotgun. "Paulie, I just got back from the compound, the Boss asked a favor of me,Now watch this kid,maybe some day you will be good enough to do this." A shot rang out.

BANG

Tony looked down,to see Paulie laying in a puddle of blood. "Well what'd you do that for!?" Tony yells out to the man. "Paulie was a trader..." He came and shook my hand,"Welcome to the family." He starts walking away and turns around ... "By the way, my name's Luca.

Nice story you should do more.

I do have a few more..."the stranger,1,2,and 3(written by koolaidmann but he died) and the prostitute,may have been written by koolaidmann or jimmy peggorino I cant remember,and Im writing another.

OH NO!! Paulie was a trader?!?! What did that bastard trade?? Was he not making any money from the trades?