Howdy folks!

So, what comparisons can we draw from these 2 bumbling bloodlines?

Well, firstly we have the drama. If there isn't drama around somewhere, you can guarantee one of these 2 clowns will randomly show up and create some. Not big drama, mind... just something small that they will try to drum up into something much bigger than it needs to be.

For example, a hit is placed on the hitlist... Kuku's bloodline comes out here screaming about conspiracies, underground groups and his connections to it all.

Another example, an earnings thread is not done in the format Melis' bloodline likes, so she throws a hissy fit in an inbox or 2 about how she's 'done with this family'.

Small problems > Big problems.

Would you like to hear more? Okey dokey!

There WAS a point in history where the Kuku bloodline was tolerated and he was given many chances at acting like a mobster instead of an over-imaginative, hyperactive child. He of course fell by the wayside and that is why his bloodline is currently a bit of a running joke.

Over the years, there have been many people to give the Melis bloodline a chance, sometimes... she even looked like she might be able to hold it together! But at the end of the day, she... like Kuku, just couldn't keep her shit together. You either did things her way or she ended up throwing a hissy fit like an over-imaginative, hyperactive child.

Are these 2 bloodlines looking similar yet? Or do we need some more? Okey dokey!

The friends that Kuku's bloodline used to keep... he used to join their family when nobody else would take him in and still refuse to behave unless it was his friend telling him to do so, not any of the upper structure.

The friends that Melis' bloodline used to keep... she joined their family recently when nobody else would take her in and she outright refused to talk to the RH of that family, the boss and another member only.

More? Sure thing!

Kuku could start a fight in an empty room. Kuku doesn't play well with others.

So could Melis and neither does Melis.

So, all in all... I'm starting to become more convinced that these 2 bloodlines are almost one and the same. Two peas in a pod. Hey! Maybe they should even get together and go over future plans together? Anyone else got more stories of intertwining intelligence from these 2 bloodlines? Please do share!

spits on the ground in front of him and turns to walk away...

After last night's shenanigans and the aftermath today, I am finally washing my hands with the Melis bloodline. What a complete joke.

I'm not even sure who this is more insulting to.... Melis or Kuku.
Harsh... hilarious, but harsh. 

I find it quite humorous when you talk about other mobsters being dramatic, attention seeking and other such tomfoolery. 

How many times has your bloodline retired to "make a point?" How many times has your bloodline made self indulgent speeches about your apparent own worth, "knowledge" and experience of this world? How many times has your bloodline claimed to never come back..to then come back? 

Another poor production, keep up the good work Kevin. 

yawns

Another reply by babo that sounds bitter.

There is a huge distinction between the two. There is a certain craft/art to Kuku.

Art SpikeS?

Like shitting in your hands, clapping and seeing what pretty shapes are splattered on the walls, right?

There's far more thought in that action than anything I've seen her do. 

These may be tough financial times for many, but this is also an exciting time for medical science. There are so many extraordinary advancements, perhaps a friend could suggest that they make an appointment with Dr. Walter Jackson Freeman II. The man is a genius. I read that his surgical procedure creates mind-blowing results.

She's more of a poor man's Skorpeon tbh.

Kuku can at least be entertaining and put forth a decent, well thought out argument when needs be.

Personally I've always liked Kuku. He has been on these shores longer than I have but we have always had a bond since being introduced to each other via mutual friends. His lineage is aware of this and we have always been there to help each other out in times of need. If someone of my ancestry needed to take two hundred million out of the family's trust account to put hits on significant individuals then Kuku was there. If protection was ever needed during a war, Kuku was there. He has a known grasp of the finer aspects of literary arts and knows how and when to stop the shenanigans and be serious.

I trust someone with his genes more than half the people I know on here. As an added bonus, you don't have to worry about him bitching over an earnings sheet format because he simply doesn't give a shit. Talk to the man on the phone sometime and you'll find that he's actually quite the character and easy to get along with.