Heh I'll make this quite simple, If you judge a book by its cover you'll miss out of some of the greater things in life...

Walking up to The Spanish Inquisition HQ was a regular appointment in my schedule, Like a second home. I would go there to drink with my Godfather and friend Premier.

I reached the door which was slightly open, I entered thinking nothing of it as Premier would normally leave it ajar for me. Once I reached his office I knocked on the large oak door.

"Come in..."

I entered to see Prem sitting behind his desk, On the table lay a deck of cards, Cigars along with two glasses and whiskey.

"Ahh you know me to well Prem."

I sat and begun shuffling the cards...

After a few hours of the drinks flowing and me beating Premier at poker the conversation didn't take that long to switch round to the future of L.A...

"Goona, How would you like to run your own district of LA?"

"If you feel it would benefit LA then who am I to say no?"

"Exactly what I like to hear, The closet in the corner theres a new suit for you, I've placed a deposit on a fine building on the east side of town, I believe that is where you carry out most of your business anyway?"

"Yes Sir, Its grown quite a reputation since I started working with LA... Thanks for this chance Premier."

"Think nothing of it, Now get out whisky brings out a side to me that needs the attention of a fine woman." Premier picks up his office phone to call down to reception...

"Aye Aye Sir, I'll contact you in a day or two to keep you updated on progress."

I turned and headed out of the office noticing a young woman on the reception phone "I'll be right up honey!" Its safe to say I left the building with a smile on my face.

Later on that day I came round to addressing the public of LA.

Ladies and gents...

I've been asked to run my own crime family within LA, I happily took the position....

Recent weeks I have worked extremely hard here in LA I cant see that stopping anytime soon. My bloodline hasn't had the best of luck in recent times when it comes to running a family, Always cut down before their time, I will look to fixing this problem.

Without further adoooo I give you Teh Dagenham Syndicate, I'm someone who looks to get the best out of each and every family member, I will look to continue applying my trade to my family.

Thanks for your time.

Best of luck man :D

I wish you good fortune in your future endeavors.

Congratz on the fam

congratz =]

hope you do well man

Best of luck mate

Congratulation and hope you do well :)

Velma pauses on her everyday wanderings through the streets, hearing a familiar voice beginning a speech. Turning towards the voice, she immediately squeals and covers her eyes. Oh, the pain, the excruciating pain!

Through a haze of red, she hears the man saying something about a new family. Giving the man a two-fingered salute and yelling something about congratulations, she turns around and stumbles off, still clutching her head.

Congrats mate

congratulations, and i wish you the best of luck :)

Good luck to you sir, I hope you do well in LA

Congratulations

Congratlations

Congratulations iMgOoNaMaKUReYezBlEd, its great to see you get auth sir and I wish you and your new family all the best in LA.

congrats ter

Yeah don't judge a book by it's cover wait till you get to the first page... Just playing. Congrats man.

I know i allready has congratiulat you in privet,  but i will allso do it in public,  Congratz my freind,...

Don't judge a cover by its book!!

Congrats goona, best of luck to you.

Congrats on the fam, best of luck