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| Hey Anon | Started by: Goonsquad on Sep 03, '15 09:32 |
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Thanks for the pot man!
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"I wouldn't accept pot from strangers...could be dangerous." |
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| Reply by: Hawke at Sep 04, '15 02:30 | |
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Anton notices a kid screaming on the street thanking some random guy who just gave him some weed. Anton chuckles to himself and bid Beard the best of luck dealing with this young one. |
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| Reply by: Anton_giovanni at Sep 04, '15 02:51 | |
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Blaine scratches his head at his realization then speaks up. "Holy crap!" He exclaims shockingly. "I think we have the same supplier!" |
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| Reply by: Blaine at Sep 04, '15 02:54 | |
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Jeddy notices a new guy on the block eyes filled with glee from getting a free sample of Marijuana "Hey be careful with that stuff! What you have is the real deal, but next time you buy from that dealer it's going to be oregano. Be careful with that plant you have now though, friend, as if you inject too much of it it'll kill you." |
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| Reply by: Jeddy at Sep 04, '15 02:59 | |
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Injecting pot? Death from Mary Jane? Wow... Just wow. |
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| Reply by: Pops at Sep 04, '15 03:25 | |
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It's true. I injected four marijuanas as a celebration after stealing $5,000 from some chump and next thing I knew I woke up in a hospital six hours later. |
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| Reply by: Jeddy at Sep 04, '15 03:30 | |
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"Well if you get oregano, I would like to have some. I'm gonna make spaghetti for the whole family and I failed to get some oregano!" I checked again my grocery bag, and no! No oregano! |
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| Reply by: CloverLuxille at Sep 04, '15 03:42 | |
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"Would you like some of my special oregano? Mix it in with some butter and put it in the sauce. Your family will love it so much they won't be able to stop eating!" |
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| Reply by: Jeddy at Sep 04, '15 03:46 | |
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"Psssh.! You come with me and help me cook this Spaghetti and meatballs. I'm sure our family would love it with your special oregano." Having a hard time carrying the groceries, I asked Jeddy.. "Mind helping me? I'm sure the boys are hungry." |
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| Reply by: CloverLuxille at Sep 04, '15 03:50 | |
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Dope is quietly sitting on the curb taking a shit when he hears some kid yelling about five units of weed. He gets up real quick before finishing time and wipes his ass before someone comes and sees him. Dope looks at Goonsquad as he ducks into the alley to finish.
"So much disturbances, can't a man take a decent shit in the streets without someone screaming around him"? |
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| Reply by: Dope at Sep 04, '15 04:23 | |
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