one day a farmer was cultivating his crops, and a black suburban drove up.

out came a man in a black suit with dark hair and sunglasses with DEA on the breast of his windbreaker

As he walks up to the farmer he was looking around suspiciously.

he tells the farmer we've had information of people running drugs up in these parts so I'm going to have to search your property

the farmer says by all means have at it sir I'm a patriot but please do not go into that stand of trees yonder

at this the DEA pulls out his badge and says "you see this badge? this badges says I go where I want, when I want no questions asked or answered.  Understand?"

The farmer holds up his hand and says "suit yourself"

So the farmer continues to cultivate his crops and a short time later he hears a scream coming from the group of trees yonder.   He sees the DEA agent run out of the tree line into the bare field towards him.

Not long after the farmer sees his prized brahma bull run in pursuit.    The farmer jumps off his tractor and heads towards the barbed wire fence slowly chuckling to himself. 

As he sees the bull is gaining on his agent, he cups his hands around his mouth and yells "the badge, show him your fucking badge!"