gamble it away

put it in the bank

get a butler

i would blow it all in about a week :)

i wouldnt spend it i'd just stare at it all day

put it in the bank

Invest in jello

buy a wrestling ring

Open up my own gym & pool having it all powered by solar panels, fuck the power company. Make it a huge gym too and watch the money roll in.

With a million dollars i would put half of it into accounts for my son, niece, and nephew. I would buy an affordable house. Nothing to stupid. A car for myself and then i would take my family on vacation and whatever is left over which im sure their will be atleast a few 100k left.. I will put into the bank..

I would start a ranch. Live tax free the rest of my days.

Put a hit on the auther of this thread

Buy 100,000,000 penny chews.

Because, obviously, I took one million dollars to mean 1 million pounds.

A million dollars? Easy, buy anything instead of holding those dollars.

buy up a expensive house and get a fast computer and have a good life. 

Invest it in the US economy so that i may obtain an investors visa!

Buy a nice House, cars, weapons etc

Fisrt make it all ones to look like i have more then buy a house a clone army of Americans and Veitnamese then launch WW3!!!!

Buy MR credits and spend the rest of my life doing jailbreaks and buying BGs