As you stroll down the streets you notice Kates walking gingerly along the sidewalk, still somewhat weak from giving birth but determined not to let business suffer. Naomi and the Osborne Brothers trail behind her, watching her carefully. With a sheaf of papers under her arm, you see her approach the nearby telephone pole. Handing the bulk of the papers to Naomi, who meekly struggles under their weight, Kates hammers an announcement into the pole. Curious, you approach and read over her shoulder.

Want to make the game more interesting? Want to make some extra cash?

Now Open: Renaissance Sports Betting

Providing gambling excellence unlike any other out of the fine city of Detroit. Regular opportunities to bet on NFL, EPL, MLB, NCAA, professional basketball and NHL games, with more options possible upon personal negotiation.

Maximum Bet: $1,000,000. Minimum Bet: $100,000.

Visit us in Detroit. It could be your lucky day!

(If you are unable to visit Detroit but would still like to bet on the games, please send me a mobmail asking for the lines. For a small fee of $50,000 or a one time fee of $500,000 the lines will be sent to you wherever you are. But they will always remain free in Detroit!)

As she turns and begins walking to the next pole, Kates winks at you.

My father ran something similar to this out of Las Vegas when I was a girl- many people seemed to appreciate the service, so I'm happy to bring it back to help kick off the NFL season. If you have any questions, please shoot me a mail and I'll be happy to answer it for you.

Lines are currently up for this weekend's NFL and EPL games- stop by the business or Detroit or send me a mail for some action!

Are you also going to be venturing to Professional Boxing? The very-much anticipated fight between Floyd Mayweather Jr. VS Juan Manuel Marquez is in the upcoming weeks.

Also, are you going to be providing the line-spread after the request of a certain game/match, or are these just direct win/lose bets?

If there's a big fight, I guarantee you there'll be action available on it.

Can you clarify your second question?

Thank you, and I certainly will be betting on the boxing event once the spreads are select.

As for the second question, it was already answered in your original comment. I apparently missed that section, and would like to apologize for wasting your time with a question that was already answered.

For the record, I offer point spread bets for football and basketball games, with moneyline bets on all other events. This is clearly outlined in the shop in Detroit, but feel free to message me for clarification.

Upon hearing about the new betting office, an excited Cruel pushes his way to the front of the queue to speak to Don Kates

Will you be taking bets for other sports, such as English football, or soccer as you will know it?

Absolutely, Mr. Cruel. I did say that this release was timed with the start of the NFL and EPL seasons.

My bad, i mis-understood what you meant by EPL, i thought you was referring to a different sport.

Excellent news, i will be sure to stop by and have a lil gamble. :)

One very important note. As you may or may not know, our friends across the pond use fractions for their gambling odds. I will, of course, be offering my bets in the traditional American pointspread/moneyline format. But for anyone who is confused by the moneyline system, please take one of these free odd converter devices, which will be able to translate any fraction into a moneyline and vice versa, for your increased understanding.

Kates hands out free calculating devices to interested men and women.

if your doing UFC i'll bet on every fight :)

That can be arranged, Mr. Juiceman- if you mail me prior to the fights then I can get the lines for you.

I love to see this business going up!  The only thing that I see as a little bit of a rub is the minimum bet amount.  Especially for people who have just hit the shores, as I have. 

Good luck to you and after I find my way around a little bit I am sure I will be dropping by to place a wager or two.

Vinnie- I'm a busy woman, and I have no desire to run around keeping track of bets for 15K. it doesn't take all that long to scrape together 100K OR find a friend so you can each pay 50%. Either way, I look forward to seeing you!

Danny walks up beside his Boss, glancing up and down the street, eyes widening a little as he spied a good looking eatery across the way. Patting Kate's on the shoulder, he nodded to it, before handing her a note.

Ma'am, you didn't eat breakfast, and it is getting late. Might feel better after a good bite of food.