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| Street Party (After all, why so serious?) | Started by: WiggleButt on Sep 16, '15 11:37 |
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Come all, come friends, come enemies, come dancers, come prancers, come errrrbodyyy! Hearing what sounded like a man being kicked in his no no parts screaming as if he wasn't sure what just happened, people poured out of their apartments, homeless left their cardboard mansions, and women stopped cooking all too witness what was being said in the streets Thank you for showing up to hear what I have to say. Now with the recent hating that has been going on, all the tension amongst the cities, I feel it's time for a bit of out of your mind fun. It's time to forget about the negativity, and to concentrate on something else. Like the size of head that's been placed on the shoulders of SpikeS in which that large top hat he wears covers. It's time to focus on JohnHartman, because if you smell like fish after leaving the whore house, well you just draw curiosity. Is it sanitary there? What did he do? What did he see? It's time to focus on SinFest because there is nothing more fun then a fest full of sins. It's the freedom to curse at a clown and throw ice cream at the elderly, sorry Kimble that isn't directed toward you boss. Your still 20 in my eyes, so no ice cream throwing at the boss please. So anyways lets get this started, I want riots in the streets, I want undergarments hanging from street lamps, I want watermelons being tossed from windows, and I want to make love to a willing lady. Disregard that last part, I was a bit carried away. TIIYAH stared back with an angry glance, then peeled a banana Now to kick this off right I have invited someone very special to join me on the podium, Mrs. Iris!!!! However she refused to join me. She's not a fan of the Wiggle much like the majority of this crowd. Why so serious? Now let the party begin! Throw food at a special someone, pants them when you distract them with jelly beans, tag em, let them know they are loved! This is a means of bringing a little fun to these streets rather then depressing, gut wrenching talks of death and adultery. Wiggle jumps off the podium, grabs a bucket of ice water and dumps it over RoundeyRousey then hauls ass out of dodge cause let's face it, she'd kick his ass. |
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Kangeroo sits at the base of the podium staring up at WiggleButt as he speaks. He listens to every word that flows from the beautiful lips and out into the air. With hopes of food, nickers and plenty of sex Kanger is happy. WiggleButt finishes his speech and hops of the podium and does what he has to do. Kanger stands up and turns to the crowed behind him, looking through the faces he spots KennyPowers and he charges at full speed dropping down at Kenny's feet in a strange heap. Through the comotion and the noise, Kenny perhaps fails to notice Kanger remove his trousers and underwear until Kangero begins to place them on Kenny's head. Kanger runs away wearing only a shirt and jacket. "LEEEETTT'SS GET THIS PARTEH STARTED!!" Kanger declairs as he continues streaking down the road away from the party. |
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| Reply by: Kangeroo at Sep 16, '15 11:45 | |
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Not to be outdone by a creature known only to wiggle their assets Sinfest tips his mother Fedora and Does and honorary twirl before hoping up to the podium "Now now all my 'sins' have been accounted for by the good minister here in town. No need to tell these people about my awesome 'fests'!" Sinfest pauses to ponder his next words "But before I lose your attention ladies and gentlemen, I wanted to say hello to all and hope I can do my family line proud this being the first time I or my family have spoken in the streets for a long while." Sinfest lights up a cigarette and continues "Now enough of that serious crap lets get this party started" Sinfest jumps off the podium and being the devilish little imp Sinfest throws a cream pie at Princess before twirling away from her laughing and dodging other people's food tosses. |
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| Reply by: Sinfest at Sep 16, '15 11:58 | |
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Watching Kanger streak into an alley wiggle had a smile Well it is cold outside, can't judge a man when it's cold! He turns to see TheBatMan perched on a ledge. Out of range for a simple toss, Wiggle had to really wind up to make this throw. As he lunged forward whipping an apple through the air, seeing it fly as if God had thrown it himself, it falls way short of his target. Well damn, that was embarrassing. |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Sep 16, '15 12:15 | |
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Perching high on a ledge watching the street party unfold below, TheBatMan's sonar starts going haywire as a foreign object heads in his direction. Holy smoke! Is it a bird? Is is a plane........No it's...........oh an apple. Watching the apple plummet to the ground SPLAT TheBatMan unleashes some groovy moves high up on his perch SWOOSH but out the corner of his eye he sees Kangaroo streaking and without realising he loses his footing and starts tumbling to the ground Don't panic bats always land on their feet. KABOOM. Ouch! Holy Bat Sensors that'd be cats! Reaching into his BatBelt, TheBatMan pulls out his most feared weapon and launches tried and tested custard pie with whipped cream at WiggleButt The good old custard pie never fails me woohoo KABLAM |
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| Reply by: TheBatMan at Sep 16, '15 12:23 | |
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Kanger comes charging back out from the alley holding what appears to be a very large cooked turkey. He runs back up the street towards the party, feet slapping the ground and his doo-dah hanging loose. He takes a hop, step and a jump an' launches the turkey in the general crowed direction. Hearing the thud, splat and then shouting from the crowed Kanger runs up to a random stranger and begins to engage in conversation looking around every so often as if to be curious as to the noise. "Badger!" He shouts. |
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| Reply by: Kangeroo at Sep 16, '15 12:55 | |
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Looking at WiggleButt with a menacing glare and her hands behind her back holding a medium sized box she walks toward the gentleman. Wiggle Ass, my dear friend. First off, you're a dick. You're a son of a dick actually. I'm no missus! I'm a Miss. A delicate flower in the wind. Virginal and pure as it gets around here. Wiggle Ass starts to laugh at Iris' words. I am! It's just in your dreams I'm not!!!!! She winks So, this food fight? Should I just... Suddenly Iris' entourage of bodyguards arrives and dumps a vat of honey on Wiggle Ass' head. As the warm liquid oozes down Wiggle Ass' body Iris pulls a box full of rainbow coloured flaked coconut from behind her back and throws it all over the biggest Ass she knows. Why so serious? She smiles and adds a flower behind Ass' ear. There, perfect! |
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| Reply by: Iris at Sep 17, '15 00:24 | |
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Sinfest notices Princess wiping pie from her eyes and spots Francie coming down the street. Sinfest takes out another pie and prepares to launch. Taking his attention from Princess though proved to be a mistake. Sinfest goes to throw the pie only to have Princess knock his arm just right to make the pie fly right into the face. Francie notices the commotion and cant help but laugh seeing Sinfest and Princess covered in pie. Sinfest then says to Princess "Guess I had that coming" Sinfest laughs and goes to get a few more pies for more fun later on. The last thing you see before Sinfest disappears is him laughing and running with a twinkle in his eye. |
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| Reply by: Sinfest at Sep 17, '15 13:51 | |
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