I was a smalltime thug in Czech, it wasn't a easy existence yet it was still one, though my father died in a Riot, 5 years before I was born, my mother was a great mother...I was a michevious young man as I was, soon when my mother was sick, I had to work to bring the pay in. In June of 1928, me and my mother came to america, I worked as a taxi cabby in northern Detroit, but I was in a drug trance, I soon met my soon to be boss, Kates, she offered me some protection, when I refused and I got into a fight with one of her body gaurds, I fought the gaurd and incapacitated him.

That was the strongest guard in her rack,with years of training, who got beaten by a 17 year old Czechoslovakian taxi driver/clerk. I won her trust and I soon was in the family, all I did was what my mother taught me, and my experience from the Ghettos of Czechoslovakia, so here I am, a gangster to the end, all of which I didn't even mean to be. I get a few calls once in a while from my old taxi boss (I didn't technally QUIT my job) so, that is my life story.

Well Miss Connie, I don't know what to say...

Linus wraps his arms around Connies shoulder.

Miss Connie, it seems you're a bit confused, your name isn't Drahoslav and you're not working in Detroit and you're not male.

no you're confused.

i asked Cernobog if i could do a story on him and he agreed. so he sent me his story and i posted it

Tommy taps Connie on the shoulder.

How is it possible your father died five years before you were born?Obviously he wasn't your father...

Just one question, the story state's that his father died 5 years before ceno was born how is this possible? taking into account it takes 9 months to have child.

Probably what ceno means is that 5 years ago his father died? Or when his mother is still pregnant his father went to war...just helping out...

"Probably what ceno means is that 5 years ago his father died? Or when his mother is still pregnant his father went to war...just helping out..."

Still, that doesn't explain the 5 years time delay.

A simpler explanation: Huge writing mistake.