Aiden steepped up on one of the random Dr. Pepper crates lining the streets. He waved in the residents and cleared his throat...

"Due to this weeks wedding between Starshine and me, I am starting a deal at my Pizzeria in Chicago. All this week any couple that comes to my restaraunt will get a free pizza and desert. Hurry on down while the offer lasts."

Aiden waves over one of his workers. The worker walked in with a stack of pizzas over his head.

"Free Samples!!"

Aiden through out slices of pizza to the growing crowd of people.

But I'm single............ Won't I be getting any special offers?

Walking with his girlfriend, he could see a great crowd in front of a pizzeria. When he noticed the great offer, he decided to go in for the pizza and desert eventhough he was late for his appointment. He knew who would never again encounter such an offer, an offer he couldn't let slip by.

i walked past on my own. looking in enviously at the happy couples enjoying free desserts, i make a mental note

get petrol bombs :p

Desperate for some free food I darted around for the materials to make my ticket to free desert. I found a damaged basket ball, an old curtain and a stick out of a bin in a nearby alley. I mashed the items together fashioning what I though looked like a spectacular woman.

The staff of Aiden's Pizzeria obviously do not share my tastes and threw my creation back into the dumpster from whence it came. With me following shortly behind it.

So i was back a square one with no desert and no date. Of course now i smell the dumpster. This day just goes from bad to worse

Soapy if you would like a pizza pie then come to Chicago and order yourself a pizza, never know when i hand out a free pie!!!