Joey was always a good lad, he was raised right by the streets. If he saw a time to grab some cash he did it and with precise action. He stole cars, he pimped women, he sold drugs, and he urinated on public buildings. He was the man to go too whether it was a new identify or advise on your sex life. The man...... Had it all. This day was different, never has the man been put in a predicament such as this.

It was a beautiful day, he had a cup of coffee while watching the pigeons eat and shit from the window ledge before grabbing his things for his next job. His men awaited in the vehicle downstairs. As he opened the door to his apartment his stomach rumbled and growled loudly. Bending over in discomfort it slowly subsided.

"Must have been the beans," he thought to himself.

Shrugging it off he went on with his day. A few hours later him and his men pulled up to the destination. Stepping out of the vehicle he took a second to enjoy the fresh air. Exhaling he enjoyed the smell of freshness without knowing the gloom that lay ahead. Stepping up the warehouse door he heard chatter from inside. Looking back at his men he instructs them that it's on as planned.

"We go in and make this easy. You two cover the others while I move in on Pauly. I'll shake his ass down for the cash and we make our way back to the store, Capiche'?"

Both men nod in agreement. On the count by hand to five Joey kicked open the door and chafed in the room pistol showing.

"This is how it goes down! No one fights back and no one gets hurt. Everyone loves to see another day in your pitiful excuse you call an average work day. Got me?"

The men inside along with Pauly listened and showing so by not drawing their weapons. Joey stepped up to Pauly and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"Listen here ass clown, your behind on your earnings by three weeks. You think I enjoy having to come to this shit hole? You think I want to....."

Joey was cutoff by the sudden growling in his stomach. The rumbling of an unhappy beast took over his train of thought paralyzingly his next move. His knees clinched tightly, his toes curled, drool ran from his mouth and sweat beads began forming above his unibrow.

"Ok asshole as I was saying....." Joey made a mistake by speaking, by doing so he released the clinch of his anus and warmth trickled down his leg.

"Fuck me!" He screamed before heading out the warehouse door which he just kicked in. Where to go? What to do? His eyes darted around the landscape until he spotted a patch of bushes that seemed more welcoming then sperm to a fertile egg. He waddled ferociously to the garden of Eden, dropped his pants and what was to happen next was something so horrifying it made Rowlf stepping done announcement look good. What will Joey do how could he go on?

Standing at the podium Wiggle notices the crowd was giving him an awfully confused face. 

"What don't like my story? Why not everyone else does it! I just wanted to be part of it all."