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| For The New Blood Too | Started by: WiggleButt on Sep 22, '15 20:38 |
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Welcome to the shores! Now that you're here I'd like to put forth some advice as well, much like the beautifully handsome but not too muscular KevinOwens. Did I steal his idea? Damn right I did so deal with it! Although he started it I'd like to add on, although I've already stated otherwise it is in fact not as a theft of idea; however more of a continuance. So let's begin shall we? Sit down my little students it's about to get real. (DEATH) Why not address the terrifying aspect first. Beyond a reasonable doubt, you will die. This is the Mafia, much like a retirement home you will be comfortable and enjoy new found friends as well as partners in crime. You will be fed, protected and if your lucky suited. Much like a retirement home you must pay for these services via tribute. Much like a retirement home one day you may go to sleep and never wake again. Someone may sever your feeding tube or steal your oxygen tank. In time comfort will no longer exist and your life beyond the physical realm will begin. How you handle that when it happens is up to you. You can decide to haunt the physical world with complaints that your RN didn't properly change your diapers, or you can move into the light peacefully and begin anew. The latter is preferred but as we all know that rarely happens. Someone will be upset about their bed pan not being changed for them, or how it's not fair someone misheard them because they weren't wearing their dentures which resulted In being over medicated. Yes you will die, quicker you understand that the easier the transition will be. (Verbal Abuse) Yes people will be mean to you. Mommy isn't here to protect you any longer. Will there be consequences to those that get out of line and insult your intelligence? In some cases yes, I have a lot of Wiggle in my step so the verbal bombs are frequently being tossed at me. However, I've come to learn it's not because of my intellect but merely jealousy and hatred disguised to comfort their every day suffering within their own lives. Hate on lover boys, hate on. My advice? Instead of crying grow some skin and be prepared to stand up for your words with further debate. Don't hide under the covers, the boogey man does exist and if you beleive a comforter will protect you then you may find that my first point addressed in this speech may come quicker then you think. (Omertà) Something that isn't really followed these days, sad to say but it isn't. Yes it's a code, and should be a rule of thumb but let's be honest, find me a handful of Mafiosos that don't share some kind of info they shouldn't be. Paranoia is a bitch, and sometimes a bitch needs to be slapped with a rolled up newspaper. If not, and you leave that bitch untrained, that bitch may just bite you in the ass. Rule of thumb? Don't let paranoia get the best of you. People ask for Intel tell them to fuck off and go about your business. You will find that the instant gratifier of getting them off your back isn't worth the drama you will most definitely be pulled into later, and possibly even destroying your image. Loyalty is a hard thing to come across these days, so when it is found its treasured. Be that treasure! Short sweet and full of goodies!!! Now go along little Mobsters and show the community what you have to offer. |
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She hangs back and waits for WiggleAss to have a spare moment. Sir, fantastic lesson. I just wanted to thank you for coming to the Streets and putting the basics out there for new members of our society to learn from. You are indeed a passionate gentleman. She hands WiggleBum a box with a little bow around it. Here you go sir, a special blend of tea and a few cookies for you. Be sure you don't have to go anywhere afterword though. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Sep 22, '15 23:56 | |
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Munches on the cookies with delight Are these going to have me naked in the yard covered in paint? I sure hope so. |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Sep 23, '15 00:05 | |
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She grins and pats WiggleFace's hand. If they don't have you naked rolling around in the grass and barking at the moon then my recipe needs some altering my dear. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Sep 23, '15 00:07 | |
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Sounds like a good time to me! I mean cmon who doesn't enjoy being naked? Especially when it's drug induced, no shame involved! Wiggle giggles before washing down some cookie with lovely tea |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Sep 23, '15 00:32 | |
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Tom sat nodding intrigued by what was been said. Afterwards he introduced himself and shook wiggles hand. "That was a very intriguing lesson. The way it was portrayed was brilliant" |
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| Reply by: Tom_Shelby at Sep 23, '15 02:23 | |
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Who does not want dessert? Who wants to be dessert? |
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| Reply by: Dead_End at Sep 23, '15 06:38 | |
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Thank you Tom, those are very kind words Sir. With a smile Wiggle pulls out a cookie from his bag that iris had baked him, breaks it in half and shares with Tom. After all, sharing is caring right? Now becareful after you eat that, people tend to wake up in trees wearing nothing but leaves as clothing. |
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| Reply by: WiggleButt at Sep 24, '15 04:56 | |
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| Why thank you Mr Butt | |
| Reply by: Tom_Shelby at Sep 24, '15 10:15 | |
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