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| The Purse Snatching | Started by: Adebisi on Sep 23, '09 21:36 |
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The massive, hulk-like Adebisi lurks in the shadows of a dingy alleyway in the bowels of Las Vegas. His clothes, tattered and torn. A powerful man, made only stronger and more monsterous by years of lifting weights in prison. Fresh out of jail, he roams the streets preying on the weak. Since becoming associated with The Street Kingdom, Adebisi is eager to start earning his keep. He spots an old lady walking down the sidewalk, too feeble to know better than to walk the dangerous streets alone at this time of night. Adebisi waits until the time is right, then makes his move. "Geeva to me dat purse, you BEECH!" The old lady screams in fright "SHUT UP!" warns Adebisi as he rips the purse from her brittle hands. The old lady trembles in fear before the mighty Adebisi. As he towers over her, she pleads with him. "Please... please just take the purse! Please don't hurt me!" Adebisi leans in closer, his eyes enraged and nostrils flaring. "Hurt you? HURT you? I not going to hurt you... I going to fucking KEEL YOU!" Adebisi grabs the woman by her grey hair and smashes her head-first into the brick wall, shattering her face's bone structure. He tosses her limp corpse into a nearby dumpster and opens her purse to collect his prize Success! you grabbed yourself $81 Adebisi pulls the money from the purse. He sets some aside for his Don and pockets the rest. He clenches his fists to the sky, muscles twitching and spasming, and lets out a loud guttural roar that can be heard all throughout all Las Vegas. RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! |
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Favor who happened to be in Las Vegas at The Street Kingdom Inn, was walking past her balcony window and hears an ungodly beast-like roar echoing in the distance. Feeling goosebumps, she quickly shut her curtains, and rang down to front desk to order a pizza. "Nom nom nom nom," she thought. |
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| Reply by: Favor at Sep 23, '09 21:57 | |
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:In Cosmo's apartment in Philadelphia, he and Dark_Tiger are looking at his new suit and discussing its particulars. Cosmo stops, turns towards the window: DT, did you hear something? Sounded like a sick cat or something moaning. |
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| Reply by: Cosmo_Kramer at Sep 23, '09 22:11 | |
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McKnighter peers at the horrid scene through the windows of his hotel. "Holy hell, he just face planted that old lady into that wall. I better step it up." He walks over to the Russian taped to the table, all cut up and bruised heavily. McKnighter whips out a hand saw. "Shh, this will only take a hour." |
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| Reply by: McKnighter at Sep 23, '09 23:01 | |
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that is one purse snatching machine :) |
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| Reply by: pucky_returns at Sep 24, '09 06:48 | |
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While Xerxes was walking down a dark ally he turns into a street where he notices McKnighter standing over something or someone with a hand saw in his hand. He rushes over and notices that the lady is about become pork chop. He surprisingly says Are you sure you want to cut her up like this? She is going to start making a lot of noise, as you're taking care of business. Xerxes passes a knife and a stapler to McKnighter and then he says Take the knife cut a little peace out of the thigh and shove it in the mouth. Then staple the lips shut. This will make your life much easier. Have a goo night and happy mugging.my friend. I'll leave you to it. Xerxes starts walking a way with a smile on his face and disappears into the darkness of the night. |
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| Reply by: Xerxes at Sep 24, '09 16:25 | |
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When he heard the roar, Don_Wijn thought to himself, "Is that my stomach rumbling? I better some pizza from across the street", so he calls the pizza guy to deliver the pizzza to his apartment being to lazy to fetch the pizza himself. |
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| Reply by: Don_Wijn at Sep 24, '09 16:33 | |
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Tommy saw the new Associate of his crew...Well..not his crew...but...you know...he stood in fear as the newblood smashed the old ladies face in. Finally Tommy said: Grandma!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Reply by: Tommy_Gato at Sep 24, '09 18:15 | |
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Conway was in Vegas for some gambling. After a few hands at the blackjack table he noticed he just made $150,000 off of his total gambling run for the day. "Pretty average." He said to himself as he walked to one of the restruants in the casino for some food. That was when he heard the roar of some beast. Conway sprinted out of the casino and booked the nearest flight to New York. |
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| Reply by: Conway at Sep 24, '09 19:25 | |
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