Sly walks into the streets with a rather riskay outfit on, she walks up to the corner and then says

I am offering my "Servies". Contact me if interested.

Sly then stands and waits

Draven walks up and taps Sly_Fox on the shoulder.

Umm.. Anything Sly? Anything that i could possibly come up with?

She looks puzzled as she awaits her answer

I need my dishes done and my living room vacuumed... how much?

Sly laughs obnoxiously....

Umm....no not just anything. I hope your mind is not in the gutter, I am simply here for help.

I need help. I have this terrible pimple on my ass. Could you pop it?

How about sending me ten mil?

I need you to take this gun and shoot me in the head with it. OH wait, sorry wrong way. Shoot me in the leg and amputate that leg so i can see how long i can hop around with on my left foot. 

Services huh? Sounds hot.

Name your price.

Great speech, and great reply's by some of the made and above members.

Obviously this is a speech that should be forgotten, not filled with people suggesting dumb ideas, lets try to act like Made and above means something.