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| What's in the water? | Started by: WiggleButt on Oct 09, '15 07:13 |
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From time to time there is an event where we all look around to one another and ask the people standing next to us, "what the fuck were they thinking?" You know what I'm talking about those times that are so out of wack or out of the ordinary that makes licking a cats asshole seem like a better idea, don't you think Iris? I've been seeing a lot of this lately and I feel like I should share. Not kitty licking, I'm not that lucky, but merely what others are up to that has me thinking that I've lost my cookies. Why not right?
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Countryboy was seen at Rufios Italian restraint with a date. While his date seemed bored he had to break the ice. He reached into his pasta bowl and pulled out half an Italian sausage and laid it on the table. He then removed two meatballs and laid them at the bottom of the sausage that was facing the lady seated across from him. When she noticed she glanced at him in shock, "So what you think? Back to my place for dessert?"
Needless to say he's never seen her again.
Duplicity was seen bobbing for gold fish after been told what sushi was comprised of.
Iris was seen drinking her tea and munching on crumpets. Later was spotted nude on the edge of town asking for a plumber and a deck of cards.
El_Diablo was seen hanging his undergarments out his window in attempt to escape from his girlfriend who was wielding his authentic Samurai sword. He was caught sleeping with the neighbor. His name was Steven.
KevinOwens was seen chasing the mail man over a parcel that wasn't delivered on time. He may not have had any legs but the delivery man out wobbled poor Kevin. Age my friends.
Rowlf tried shooting.
Liquid was purified.
Sinfest was seen praying and something tells me it won't work.
ScareCrow caught sexual harassment charges, he told a crow his pecker was bigger.
SpikeS was spotted in the toy store and was over heard by employees talking to himself. "I think I can I think I can." The employee stated they were expecting him to be talking out loud to a toy train but to their surprise he had placed a stuffed dog on the rear of another.
AlphaDog was chased by a cat when he was younger in front of friends, to this day, as a result of embarrassment, he blames his virginity simply based off his fear of pussy *cough* cat.
Yellowjacket 's virginity excuse was being told that if he used his stinger he'd die.
JackSparrow ran out of rum.
Cin was seen riding a bike with no seat.
Minion was recently mistaken for a banana and was eaten by Zoe. Later they both came to realize women made better partners.
YourNextWife was seen getting a divorce, who'da thunk?
Eredin had a severe case of the Green Apple quick step. Must have been the shrimp.
LeftyCracker was seen on the right side on the soup. What does that even mean?
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Now that I've shared my experiences, what have you seen lately that makes you wonder "what is in the water?"
Top 5 events that makes me really question what's in the water will get a gift. What will this gift be? Well my friends wouldn't that spoil the fun?
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I saw some nut saying "blockquote" in the streets a lot. That shit was weird. |
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| Reply by: Credits at Oct 09, '15 10:37 | |
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| No doubt about it lml thats weird but great imagination | |
| Reply by: Zoe at Oct 09, '15 17:39 | |
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Well, I saw Kimble wearing a thimble to bang a cymbal behind his Headquarters... And your mom I guess. Well, at least that's what HE said. I also saw LordHighExecutioner executing a black cat... Damn those superstitions. And the oddest thing of all that I saw recently was DwayneJohnson setting up his wrestling ring in the middle of the Streets, saying he was electrifying.. I mean, he was wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night.. What a weird guy!
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| Reply by: Karmen at Oct 09, '15 18:41 | |
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weird guy!? Let's get this straight Karmen, The Rock is the people's champion, I'm the jabroni beating, cherry pie eating, eyebrow moving undisputed champing of the underworld! One does does not just put a ring up. When the Rock sets a ring up its electricfing its a spectical for all to see. Now.. Can you smelllll what The Rock is cooking!? |
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| Reply by: DwayneJohnson at Oct 09, '15 19:02 | |
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I saw Wiggleasshole standing under Countryboy's bedroom window wearing nothing more than black knee high socks, strumming a ukulele, and singing Cheek to Cheek from that guy named Fred Astaire. It was simply adorable. Beside Wiggle's feet was a box containing some chains, a harness, and a banana. I do not dare wonder what that was all about. I too have seen Kimble wearing no more than a thimble at times. Usually when he's prancing through the park in his pink church dress. Not always on a Sunday either. The person that stole the show for me this week was the amazing Cassiopeia. All she was doing was being herself, radiant and beautiful from the inside out. Oh, oh... I also saw RondaRousey beating the crap out of KevinOwens. This is nothing new. In fact she pretty much beats him in every way, shape, and form. Hands down, she's the champ. Sorry DwayneJohnson, you'll never be The Champ while she's around, maybe The Chump. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Oct 09, '15 23:25 | |
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Iris.. Momma.. "The Rock lowers his sunglasses to make sure he's getting a good look and gives a menacing grin" Damn girl.. If you only knew... "The Rock lifts his shades back to his face correctly" Ronda Rousey would only be good at one thing for the People's Champ, you see.. Even she is one of the millions of the Rock's greatest fans! And The Rock knows she loves pie too! |
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| Reply by: DwayneJohnson at Oct 09, '15 23:34 | |
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"Hey now, I heard the gods of this world were all forgiving especially if you bribe them. Can't a guy pray in peace?" Sinfest glares at the WiggleButt and continues "Plus it's not like I do it all the time and that should count for something!" Sinfest pauses and gets a glint in his eye before making his own ludicrous accusations "I saw Pyro go swimming and he did it in the nude" Sinfest lights up a cigarette and continues "I saw @Mibbet hanging out with some weird guy named Mirc" Sinfest takes a drag and proceeds "I totally saw Karmen hanging out with a Waldo" Sinfest finishes his cigarette puts it out and tips his hat to the gather crowd. |
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| Reply by: Sinfest at Oct 10, '15 00:05 | |
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"Ugh it's always your speeches WiggleButt that I slur my speech I am sorry Mibbit please forgive me and my slurring ways!!" Sinfest looks desperately at Mibbit before again tipping his hat to the crowd again and dashing off in shame |
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| Reply by: Sinfest at Oct 10, '15 00:09 | |
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Pyro approaches Sinfest, hair still damp from swimming. "So I guess I'm found out eh? My love for skinny dipping has always been something that attracted people's attention. Though I can't say anyone has ever noticed it was me from a distance. I guess I've been lucky. You got a good eye bub. Sure this is your first time coming to my secret spot and watch me swim?" Pyro chuckles, removes an enormous cigar and a box of matches. "If you think that's something, listen up. Because just the other night, I was walking down the street minding my own damn business, when I hear moans coming from the alley. I pop my head around the corner to see Kinky_Roger restricted and being smacked with a flogger by Senza." Pyro strikes the match and lights his cigar and takes a couple of puffs. "But in the end I can't really judge. After all I do frequently swim naked. If any of you fine people ever wan't to take a little dip with me, *Pyro winks* you know where to find me." Pyro ashes his cigar, and disappears into the crowd like a drop of water in a pond. |
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| Reply by: Pyro at Oct 10, '15 00:44 | |
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Mrs_Peabody stumbles into the crowd. She asks, "Is this where I get a refill? Her glass contains much water as a direct result of melted ice cubes. She looks around in search of a bar tender. An experienced bar tender knows to fill the glass I hold. |
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| Reply by: Mrs_Peebody at Oct 10, '15 06:42 | |
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Did you know Aztec is actually Incan? |
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| Reply by: DublinerFM at Oct 10, '15 14:45 | |
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