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| The Nod | Started by: Adebisi on Sep 25, '09 13:28 |
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This Adebisi from Las Vegas. I am drug deela. Don't judge me you probably deel drugs youself. I see some beech standing on corner selling marijuana for $11. I say "Geeva to me 6 unit" All of sudden, this motha fucka FBN Agent tell me I not know you well enough. So I give this motha fucka envelope full of money to get him off my back, and buy my marijuana. I fly to different city and sell that sheet for $246 a unit. Now a new FBN Agent come up to tell me that the other FBN Agent put a good word in for me. You've been given the nod to purchase up to 7 units of drugs The FBN Agent nod at me. I tell him "Who da FUCK are you nodding at motha fucka?" He say "Pleese Adebisi! Pleese don't keel me!". I bend his knees backwards and beat the sheet out of him in front of everybody. Nobody nod at Adebisi and get away with it, especially police. Now I carry as many drugs as I want and nobody say sheet to me. |
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A true entrepreneur you are. If only all aspiring mafioso were as talented. |
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| Reply by: AtomiCMuG at Sep 25, '09 13:34 | |
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nice one Mr. Angry |
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| Reply by: Fabrizio_Senzafine at Sep 25, '09 13:52 | |
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RRR nod's at Adebisi and applause's. Great story. |
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| Reply by: RRR at Sep 25, '09 13:54 | |
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Why are you selling sheets? and what are you doing on the beach, thers no street corners on beaches? I love it tho, has to be the funniest thing i have seen in hours. |
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| Reply by: lorrie at Sep 25, '09 13:59 | |
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Adebisi, that's definitely not the way to get them to give you higher drug units. Be cautious, sometimes the cops will give you a break. They'll expect a payout in return. Don't worry what these others are saying about your accent, I understood you. Aurora nods at Adebisi before getting back to her business. |
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| Reply by: Aurora at Sep 25, '09 15:38 | |
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AngelicDemon claps. I enjoyed reading this. Accent or not it made me laugh. |
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| Reply by: AngelicDemon at Sep 25, '09 16:55 | |
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Adebisi takes a break for a moment from pummeling the FBN Agent to listen to his Godmother's comments. He bows down before her humbly. Thank you Godmotha. I take your wisdom and will use it in future. Gets up off the beaten and bruised body of the FBN agent to escort his Godmother through the crowded streets |
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| Reply by: Adebisi at Sep 25, '09 18:41 | |
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poor FBN agent :) |
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| Reply by: pucky_returns at Sep 25, '09 21:30 | |
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Fab hurries up to see if that FBN agent is New Yorker one ... gets close to him , takes a look at his face ... Oh thank god , this is not Mr. Gio... |
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| Reply by: Fabrizio_Senzafine at Sep 26, '09 09:18 | |
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