Sly runs into the streets fast! And finds a big group of people and says

It is now war!!! New York v.s LA!!! I cannot tell all the details but I have been told to come out here and warm everyone to stay out of New York and L.A untill further notice! If you stay away you will survive!!!

SLy runs back into safety preparing herself for a deadly war

I suspect you may very well be the first casualty of this 'war'.

First and only would be my guess!

Hmm, I really do hate when drunks come and talk shit in the streets :/

Sorry about this people, you can only teach people so much.

Hey, that was fun to watch. A crazy person runs out in to the street the next thing you know Blam hit by a mail truck. What can you do sometimes these things just work out.

She is dead looks like there's  no war at all.

You needed to see her corpse to realize there was no war?

Petra walks by carrying shopping bags of shoes, and a suit she picked up from Godfather Premier's tailor. She carefully walks around the dead body and growing crowd,

Amused, she walks past and thinking to herself, "Ridiculous."

I feel safer already and I'm in LA.

Grins big.

I knew there was no war otherwise my Boss would have told me since we're from New York

Seeing her dead Body was just a confirmation.

/me pats Noah and Don Deimne on the shoulder.

Fastest war I've seen in a while. Good work out there!

 McKnighter walks past the crowd of people checking the body for any money. None.

"Hit by a mail truck? Sucks to be her."

Maybe the mail truck had some money in it? We should send em chasing that.

I've been in LA for a few hours but can not see anything of War

I have been told to come out here and warm everyone

Thanks for the heads up, dollface, I was getting quite cold out here on the Streets.

I'm going to file this away in my trash bin along with the "BrianRourke is alive" rumors. He's dead, folks. Let us not try to commemorate his life, only mourn that he was unable to leave us sooner. GRHS lad, hope you're finding that big burger in heaven.

Bruiser strolls by and can't help but shake his head and think to himself

"As if a 3 day old gangster is gonna have any clue about war* pffft

how many casualty's have there been so far

a voice says in darkness while lighting a cigar 

People like her should serve as a reminder of how you're supposed to act.

the causalities are numerous if one is numerous. She's the only fatality. With her death, the war that didn't even happen died as well

I'm going to file this away in my trash bin along with the "BrianRourke is alive" rumors. He's dead, folks. Let us not try to commemorate his life, only mourn that he was unable to leave us sooner. GRHS lad, hope you're finding that big burger in heaven.

I just sent a new suit to his office a week or something ago, OMG! you mean I sewed a new suit to a dead person?
Albert runs away in panic.