It was about 3:00 A.M in New Orleans,Tommy,who just joined this life of crime after his father,Tommy_Gato,is walking down the street to earn some cash.He found his first victim...Some old hag walking down the street.Tommy snuck up behind her,and grabbed her shoulder."Give me purse!" Tommy shouted,the woman screamed."Help me!" So Tommy grabbed her by her head."You should have gave me purse!"

Tommy picked the women up by her neck and then snapped it.He heard police sirens,before he ran off he grabbed the ladies purse.

Success! you grabbed yourself $72 after sending up $48 in tribute

Awesome unhides away from behind a dustbin and watches as the young man runs off into the distance.

"How mean," he says to himself. "Snapping an old lady's neck. That's just evil. What do you think?" Awesome turned his attention to the burnt-to-a-crisp corpse that he'd been about to hide away in that very bin before jumping behind it to hide from the evil and mean young man. "Exactly!" Awesome responded to the non-reply of the child's dead body (for Awesome only sets fire to little children, being that they are the spawn of Satan and all)."

Awesome jumps out into the alleyway and enters the street. Then he chuckles. Burning children is fun. And off into the distance he walked, following the footsteps of the young Tommy Peggorino, who through some bizarre twist of social norms, had inherited his father's forename, instead of his surname. Strange times.