After a while of snatching purses,Tommy finally got his gun!"Yes!Time to check this bitch out." Tommy said.He called a cab. "Taxi!" He shouted.The taxi stopped."Take me to shooting range!" Tommy said. "Got it." When they arrived to the range,the cab driver said,"That will be five dollars." Tommy stared at him a moment. "Fuck you." He got out of the car. "Hello sir,I like to train at shooting range." Tommy said. "Ok...Ten dollars for an hour. "I give you five." Tommy said.Tommy made his way back to the shooting range and began to shoot at the target.

You have started training at the range.

After staying at the range for about an hour,the worker came to Tommy and said,"Sir,your time is up." Tommy said "I'm on a fucking roll!Get five dollar out of my wallet." The worker grabbed Tommys' wallet and took off,Tommy turned around and fired two shots into the mans back."Teach you to steal from me!" Tommy said.

Awesome watched silently as this evil young man who likes to snap the necks of old ladies aggressively entered the shooting range. Some people. So full of anger and hatred. They just need to chill a little. Be a little more nice. Say sweet and kind things, like any respectable mafioso-like folk would. Sigh.

Awesome sighed.

After an hour of doing Awesome stuff, Awesome was roused to attention by the sound of gunshots. Peeking 'round the corner, Awesome saw the evil young man who likes to snap the neck of old ladies and aggressively enter shooting ranges so full of anger and hatred with his gun aimed high, and a body lie low. Blood gushed from the corpse.

Some people. No subtlety. They need to use a little more finesse. Be a little more technical. Create a piece of art, like any awesome mafioso-like singular-person would. Sigh.

Awesome sighed. And turned to the man who was trying to cry beside him. But couldn't, because he had no tear ducts. Awesome had removed them. He also had no voice box. Awesome had removed it. And taped the wound shut. How nice. And sweet. And kind. Isn't Awesome just plain awesome? Except in that special way in which awesomeness is never plain, but, like, special. And stuff. True story.