Good evening ladies and Gentlemen i would appreciate if you would lend me your ear for a few moments, I am not one for giving lavish speaches and don't really intend on changing this habbit, so i will keep this short and sweet.

As you will be aware many Scottish Mafia members have been stepping onto the soapboxes and telling there stories, I didnt want to confuse anyone as to why they all seem to have The Scottish Mafia as there title so thought i would explain to you all. The reason for this is because a few days ago I set them a competition to produce some creative wtriting and get out onto the streets with it.

The person who receives the most replies or has the best piece of writing will then receive a prize.

I would like to take this oppertunity to thank the people who have already submitted there entries especially since english is not the first language of some of them. I look foreward to hearing more.

Lorrie steps off the soapbox and steps towards the croud.

RRR cheers

GO SCOTTISH MAFIA! :D

RRR continues to cheer

It has been drawn to my attention that non members of the scottish mafia would like to enter the competition aswell. So i am happy to declair the comeptition is now open to everyone, the prize will now be split, the member from the scottish mafia who wins will receive half a million dollars and the overall winner shall also receive half a million dollars.