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| Competition #2 By Alphadog | Started by: Alphadog on Oct 15, '15 14:30 |
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Alphadog stumbles out of the Treasury Casino with his drink at hand, he sways towards the crowd
And begins to speak. "My Friends! Ive been blessed with good fortune! And i want to share it with everyone" "But you have to do me one favour! its simple, Im heading back home now, and im going to sleep. During that time I want you guys to Mail me your best Joke!" "The mobster who mails be the funniest joke will win a choice of 2 options; Choice 1) Corrupt agent or Choice 2) All Proficiency perks including timers package and travel timer perk" *coughs* "Oh and i will also chuck in 2 credits for the first person to reply to this Message" "Competition will Close in exactly 12 hours, If i havent given out the prize or atleast acknowledged that the competition has closed, Mail me ive most likely forgot :P" "Good Night!"
Alphadog Walks away |
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Wow first time ive ever RP and that was Terrible.... |
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| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 15, '15 14:31 | |
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Well.. Maybe I'll be lucky for a second time! |
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| Reply by: Salazar at Oct 15, '15 14:31 | |
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Success! You have transferred 2.00 credits to Salazar. The note "2nd time with a prize" was included. |
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| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 15, '15 14:36 | |
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Alphadog - Thank you for spicing things up a bit :) |
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| Reply by: missniki at Oct 15, '15 14:42 | |
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I try :P |
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| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 15, '15 14:43 | |
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Damn, I have a really good joke, but I can't send it. |
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| Reply by: Nixe at Oct 16, '15 02:19 | |
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| Lol why could u? | |
| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 16, '15 02:31 | |
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Well anyway, there were only a couple of jokes, that was mailed to me. But this one was my favourite Sent in by duke Q. What do you call a cow with no legs A. Ground beef Well done duke :) |
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| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 16, '15 02:34 | |
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You have bought the Felony Proficiency Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke You have bought the Timers Package (30 days) for 5.00 credits as a gift for Duke You have bought the Attack Proficiency Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke. You have bought the Jail Proficiency Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke. You have bought the Travel Timer Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke. |
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| Reply by: Alphadog at Oct 16, '15 02:44 | |
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| Enjoy that retirement. | |
| Reply by: CactusJack at Oct 16, '15 07:53 | |
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TCL always enjoys a good joke, but alas, as always, he has arrived too late. Nevertheless, as the crowd has dispersed, he decides to carry onward with his little banter.
I'm TCL and I'll have you know I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo. I also have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it. I told my girlfriend the other day that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. I also just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I liked it. And, you know, apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds... the poor bastard. But I digress... lastly, I leave you with a quote from the good book: Ahem And so God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Ba-dum-tss! |
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| Reply by: TWENTYCHARACTERLIMIT at Oct 16, '15 09:01 | |
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