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Competition #2 By Alphadog Started by: Alphadog on Oct 15, '15 14:30

Alphadog stumbles out of the Treasury Casino with his drink at hand, he sways towards the crowd

 

And begins to speak.

"My Friends! Ive been blessed with good fortune! And i want to share it with everyone"

"But you have to do me one favour! its simple, Im heading back home now, and im going to sleep. During that time I want you guys to Mail me your best Joke!"

"The mobster who mails be the funniest joke will win a choice of 2 options; Choice 1) Corrupt agent or Choice 2) All Proficiency perks including timers package and travel timer perk"

*coughs*

"Oh and i will also chuck in 2 credits for the first person to reply to this Message"

"Competition will Close in exactly 12 hours, If i havent given out the prize or atleast acknowledged that the competition has closed, Mail me ive most likely forgot :P"

"Good Night!"

 

Alphadog Walks away

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Wow first time ive ever RP and that was Terrible....

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Well.. Maybe I'll be lucky for a second time!
 

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Success! You have transferred 2.00 credits to Salazar. The note "2nd time with a prize" was included.

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Alphadog - Thank you for spicing things up a bit :)

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I try :P 

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Damn, I have a really good joke, but I can't send it.

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Lol why could u?
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Well anyway, there were only a couple of jokes, that was mailed to me.

But this one was my favourite



Sent in by duke

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs
A. Ground beef

Well done duke :)
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You have bought the Timers Package (30 days) for 5.00 credits as a gift for Duke
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You have bought the Jail Proficiency Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke.
You have bought the Travel Timer Perk (30 Days) for 1.00 credits as a gift for Duke.
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Enjoy that retirement.
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TCL always enjoys a good joke, but alas, as always, he has arrived too late. Nevertheless, as the crowd has dispersed, he decides to carry onward with his little banter.

 

I'm TCL and I'll have you know I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.

I also have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

I told my girlfriend the other day that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I also just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end, I liked it.

And, you know, apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds... the poor bastard.

But I digress... lastly, I leave you with a quote from the good book:

Ahem

And so God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

 

Ba-dum-tss!

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