"Somethings fucky!" Yelled Bubbles as he walked out of his shed after hearing some load hissing from outside, it sounded as if there was about to be a kitty brawl on his hands. He found a few folding chairs and set them up around the two cats that were about to go at it and motioned to a few nearby strangers to come join in the fun. 

"How's everyone doing this afternoon, you see these to fuckin kitties here they are about to go at it over this dead mouse. Usually I would stop them but that kitty right there Bubbles points to the calico cat on the left is a fucking asshole. He's always picking on the other kitties and stealing their food and the fucker doesn't even eat it, it's a terrible situation. He's just an asshole. So why don't we have ourselves a good time and take some bets and see which one will come out the winner?!"

Bubbles sits down on his chair and sits backs and waits for the fight to unfold. 

As much as he hates to admit it, a good cat fight draws him in like a moth to a flame.   Al takes a seat and pops the cork on his bottle.

Drink Bubbles?

Fighting over a dead mouse...

Shakes head slightly

Can't we at least spend like another $1 on an alive one? That would make this more interesting.

Tom takes a seat on a folding chair and puffs away on a ciggerete.

"Nothing better to brighten up the afternoon like a good scrap huh bubbles? I put $50 on the big brute"

Looks at Tom and laughs...

$50 on that big lazy bastard...  I'll take that bet.

Tom looks at Al and smiles.

"Now, now, now Mr Al. He is a big brute....much like yourself. And I doubt you would call yourself lazy. I'm guessing you put $50 on that skinny runt?"

Tom waits for a reply

Well since we're doing this anyways... I guess I'll put $50 on the cat on the right

Tom looks at Mrthatguy and throws his hands in the air.

"Think about it buddy the cat on the right has been winning forever, bubbles said so himself. What makes yah think this would be different"

Tom looked straight at thatguy. This is a very serious sport in Toms eyes

Sits back carelessly

Sometimes you just gotta go for the underdog. No one is always a winner.

Tom shook his head in absolute shock.

"We shall see kid. We shall see."

Tom stands up and walks over to that guy producing his hand for a shake.

"Good luck and may the odds be in your favour"

Stays sitting down, but shakes hand regardless

You too man, you too...

Tom raises an eyebrow.

"Obviously mummy didn't teach you common courtesy"

Tom opens a beer and tips it over thatguys head before sitting back down.
 

Pulling a box of cigars from his bag, Al grabs one and passes the box to his left.

Tom my friend.  There is a difference between a fat lazy man, and a big powerful man.  I assume the same applies to cats, so I'll double the bet if you have so much confidence in your fighter.

Tom nodded at Big Al accepting the point he made.

"You make a very good point. $500"

as he walk around the street and see there are a couple of gentleman watching cats fight

Hey, what are you guys doing? watching a catfight? lets leave it, lets get some drink guys

but suddenly he looks at the small cat jump over the bigger cat and scratch the big cat's eye,

then he decided to stay and watch the fight,his hands grab his pocket and takes out 30$ cash

what a nice fight! I pick the small one for 30$

he sits on the ground and takes out chocolate from his back and start munching while enjoy the fight

Tom looks across at the newcomer eating chocolate.

''Hey bud, the names Tom. Care to share that chocolate?''

Oh hi Tom, I am Stephent, you can call me ST.

Stephent open his bag and show it to Tom, his bag is full of Hershey's chocolate.

"You can pick which one you want, I got Hershey's kisses, nugget, dark chocolate, white chocolate with cookies, and almond.

I am a chocolate lovers especially Hershey's."

Oh hi Tom, I am Stephent, you can call me ST.

Stephent open his bag and show it to Tom, his bag is full of Hershey's chocolate.

"You can pick which one you want, I got Hershey's kisses, nugget, dark chocolate, white chocolate with cookies, and almond.

I am a chocolate lovers especially Hershey's."

Tom was taken aback by the huge variety as he too was a chocolate lover...especially Hershey's.

"Don't mind if I do" Tom said reaching into the bag and pulling out a Hershey's kiss.  

"Thank yah kindly ST. What a wonderful day for a car fight''

There was a round off applause as the little cat made a lunge for the big cats head.

Ronnie runs up to the group and pulls up a lawnchair.

"I'm not too late am I? Got caught by friggen' Randy getting high and playing space in the middle of the street. I told him to frig off."

Ronnie pulls out a bottle of rye and starts raises it to his lips, slugging on it for a solid 5 seconds before lowering it again. He offers it to the man next to him and pulls out some pepperoni, as he munches away on that he decides to place a bet.

"Yeah, I only have $1.35 and 6 smokes but I'll put it all on that lil fuckin' kitty on the left, looks like a feisty prick."

Right as he says this everyone's heads turn as they hear off in the distance..

"FRIG OFF WITH THE FRIGGEN CAT FIGHTS BOYS!"

Everyone turns back around and completely ignores the random voice in the distance.