| Sep 22 - 02:57:04 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 2 [ > - >>> ] |
| What if | Started by: Frank_Butcher on Nov 24, '07 19:36 |
|
What if? 1. Maxell had smaller balls 2. oliver mctavish could run a crew 3. opti realised noone respected him 4. ganelon was man sized 5. mikus could actually do his job 6. Barbie_Dahl could keep her legs together 7. Izzy was straight? 8. Zebedee didn't have the BOING!? 9. Poppy never made the street party 10. Ronmexico didn't bugger otters You may laugh however, the balance of this thing of ours is a delicate thing. For example, should Ronmexico not bugger an otter, the effect across the world would be cataclysmic, its called the butterfly effect. Now, Ron buggers an otter, an island hopper on an island you'll never be able to pronounce catches a fish, so the cycle continues. And the level can be reversed, IF Barbie Dahl could keep her legs closed, on the other side of the world people would rejoice at all hours of the day, ignoring their working duties and causing the economy to crash. Delicate balance? We think so *taps nose and shrugs* Do you want to live in a world where Ray is man-sized? Do you believe in the balance? *Frank spots a punter and goes to sell him a moody motor* laverly! |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
|
What do you mean if Zebedee didnt have the BOING! he should have had it taken away a long time ago for mistreatment its looking worse everytime i see it now and the BOING! isnt much better. moretay feeds the BOING! again. feeling sorry for having such a cruel owner |
|
| Reply by: Moretay at Nov 24, '07 19:43 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
*STOP PRESS, URGENT AMENDMENT* 11. By not changing her game name EVER, elanadeluca (spelling varies) will never grow past her fear of being easily forgotten by just about everyone. |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 24, '07 20:09 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
7. Izzy was straight? Well, Kes would start crying himself to sleep every night I reckon. |
|
| Reply by: Cathy_Parks at Nov 24, '07 20:09 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
And I almost forgot.. *taps nose and shrugs* |
|
| Reply by: Cathy_Parks at Nov 24, '07 20:10 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
This was, as ever a slice of gayeity and much frond and moss goodness from.............................. POPPYZEB PRODUCTIONS! yes, we're back and we're smellier and nastier than ever. Remember kids, don't pick that hairy mole! |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 24, '07 20:19 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Maxell died ages ago on Sep 28, '07 at 14:06. and, to be honest I never heard discussion about his balls....ever. Could you elaborate on that one please, I am interested. |
|
| Reply by: PR_Rep at Nov 24, '07 20:20 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
You sir, win the prize! *ushers you towards the other special needs candidates* *self flagilates for the typo* |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 24, '07 20:25 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
in between window licks PR_Rep asks a question What do I win sir? |
|
| Reply by: PR_Rep at Nov 24, '07 20:28 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
A brand new 2nd hand motaaaaaaaaar! sorted, bit moody but it'll run *lights a cuban* |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 24, '07 20:51 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Dare I? What if....Shuki never had DONE IT! |
|
| Reply by: DennyCrane at Nov 24, '07 20:54 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
Ron buggers Otters? Thats something you don't see every day... |
|
| Reply by: DizzeeRascal at Nov 24, '07 21:04 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
It is if you're me, apparently. Or an otter. Or Alfieri, who would, no doubt, have to be present to hold the feisty bastard down. I mean, in theory. |
|
| Reply by: RonMexico at Nov 24, '07 21:09 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
moretay pulls the miniture Ganelon out of his pocket and holds him out in front of him oh dear its not time for everyone to see you is it moretay pops him back in his pocket and goes on his way |
|
| Reply by: Moretay at Nov 24, '07 22:00 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
5. mikus could actually do his job I think Mikus does a fine job. Bravo sir. Bravo. |
|
| Reply by: TheRuiner at Nov 24, '07 22:15 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
She coughs a little... Izzy is straight? Just ignore the train of male midgets and goats constantly entering his office and leaving looking a little ashamed of themselves.. |
|
| Reply by: Three at Nov 24, '07 22:18 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
*For the sole attention of Master Creamcheese* You should NOT be offended! That night we spent together was special. *lights a cuban and reminisces* |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 26, '07 17:11 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
2. oliver mctavish could run a crew Ah hell! I thought I got into enough trouble already. Imagine the sort of shit I could stir if I had half a brain... |
|
| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Nov 26, '07 17:44 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
as im a good family member i feel i should offer my half a brain to you Oliver hands over a scalpel and lies down on the table |
|
| Reply by: Moretay at Nov 26, '07 18:47 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
|
*hands Oliver 'his' chores for the evening* :D |
|
| Reply by: Frank_Butcher at Nov 26, '07 20:21 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 2 [ > - >>> ] |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
