Ok, so a while back I posted the suggestion that those people being dishonorably discharged or otherwise admin-wacked dont deserve the same nice auto eulogy that other great players get.  At the time the idea went over well and I was invited to post a few suggestions, but I was unfortunately murdered, brutally and my corpse was probably the victim of some kind of awful perversion thereafter.

So, what do you all think?  Can we give it another shot, but without all the nastiness of my murder and corporeal degradation?  I'll come up with a few PG rated auto-eulogies more appropriate for the recipient of an admin wack if the powers that be are interested.

I dunno I'm quite a fan of cold ass.

They never used to get a funeral at all back in the day, I think that was fine.

No mourners. No memories. No honourable send off, just dead.

But if we are going for a new message, I will be back with something fitting.

~T~

I'm with a TCC/Tallien combo on this one. Admin disposed of characters would get a bit of a lone, rainy day, pine box send off, and no one would be allowed to mourn them. They die. There's a simple word from the preacher, and that's it. Funeral closed.

Now that's done, I'm all for TCC's murder and corporeal degradation.

I'd say it's hard for there to be even a pine box if they are put in a car crusher or fed into a wood chipper.

Well there goes my support from the pine workers union.

An appropriately gory picture from rotten.com should do the trick.

From what I've heard GingerAle spends an inordinate amount of time working the pine, so I'm not surprised by her support of said union.

Believe everything you hear.

Awwww thanks Ginger!  You always did love me in that special kind of homicidal, necrophiliac kinda way.