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Wrongfully Accused Again! | Started by: Cosmo_Kramer on Oct 12, '09 20:15 |
Most of you know of my abhorrence of law enforcement. If you do not know the full reason that this is so, I'm sure that with a little research you will easily find accounts of my past speeches on the subject. For now, it suffices to say that their corruption has led me to the life of crime that I lead today. But when I got to my car, there was a whore doing her business in there! "Oh, sweet Maria!" I cried out. I chased away her "client," but she was not so easily deterred. She got angry with me for interrupting her business, and we got into a bit of a scuffle. Wouldn't ya know it, the fuzz pulls up during all of this, and, given my outfit, mistakes me for a pimp roughing up one of his hoes! Now, I take care of some girls around town, but I would never describe myself as a "pimp." I just look out for them--being a lady of the night can be a dangerous job--and I'm always sure to treat them with respect. These cops didn't even want to hear it. Once again I found myself at the mercy of the long arm of the merciless law enforcement. "I'm not a pimp!" I yelped. But it was no use. So my hatred for the law enforcement all across this country has been strengthened, and my motivation to become a "scofflaw," like my friend, Newman, was rekindled. Fuck the pigs. |
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This all sounds vaguely familiar... Keep them coming Cosmo, you've had your share of adventures. |
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Reply by: Vito_T at Oct 12, '09 21:09 | |
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What do you have against pigs? cracks his knuckles |
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Reply by: Butt_Ox at Oct 12, '09 21:45 | |
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Oh no, not a pig remark. McKnighter tries to calm down Butt_Ox. Falure. |
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Reply by: McKnighter at Oct 12, '09 22:26 | |
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Well written, and I look forward to your next story. |
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Reply by: BrustyNutz at Oct 12, '09 22:48 | |
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Hearing Kramer's story Prestige shakes his head. "'tis a shame. Talk about unlucky. It seemed everything was going your way before the cops showed up. Better luck in the future my friend. Hope you can avoid Johnny Law." |
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Reply by: Prestige at Oct 12, '09 22:57 | |
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Haha, no disrespect, Mr. Ox. As I've said before, if you are a criminal, you are a friend of mine. My quarrel is with the "law" enforcers of these shores. |
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Reply by: Cosmo_Kramer at Oct 13, '09 00:32 | |
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Nice story, well done |
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Reply by: Bang_Bang at Oct 13, '09 11:57 | |
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Lilly, who has been listening intently to Cosmo's story, walks off down the street deep in thought, mind cast back in time, thinking about something similar. |
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Reply by: Lilly at Oct 13, '09 16:15 | |
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I laugh lightly, "might be better to grease the palm of a copper or two". |
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Reply by: Frickin_Revenge at Oct 14, '09 09:39 | |
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Synyster, after just hearing the story, stands back and ponders what he has just heard Well, my friend, it seems like you were just a victim of wrong place, wrong time... wrong outfit. |
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Reply by: Synyster at Oct 15, '09 01:47 | |
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Damn, tough luck brother.. Don't worry about it though, you'll be out again in no time ;) |
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Reply by: Arsenal at Oct 16, '09 04:39 | |
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