okay dudes, so I was on this plane right?

I was going to Australia to see a guy named Sam Toomey, he knew the reason for these stupid numbers I couldn't get out of my head, and why they are cursed. Anyway, long story, short, I won the lottery with these numbers, found the money cursed too, the plane I was on crashed on this deserted Island and I totally lived...Now I am running this weird organization called the Dharma Initiative.

As far as the cursed money, it's made its way into Godfather Rourke and now Godfather Ox's pockets...lets hope I am curse free.

As far as how I am going to run my newly set up family (Thanks Godfather Ox!) I'll run it with secrets and experiments and shit that's nobody elses business but whos I make it. I will tell you all that I am from the future...like it or not dude, I am a product of a time traveling Island... this all started for me in 2005, and now I am back in the 1930's

weird

Anyway, thats my story, I am an Overweight, multi-millionaire, from the future that now runs his own family in St Louis...

Everyone say hello to The Dharma Initiative

Thanks dudes

Now I have to...um...work on some stuff.

Hurley Waddles off with a jug of Dharma Ranch dressing

Congratulations, Im sure St. Louis will become a legendary city in "This thing of ours".

Lil Wayne listens to Hurley saying he can time travell with a Island. Lil Wayne thinks to himself sounds abit crazy, he stops thinking and takes a step towards Hurley.

"Congratulations on your new HQ Hurley and I wish you all the best with The Dharma Initiative."

congratulations mate for that privilege to run a family in SL..with the bless of the GF,you deserved that privilege..

Congrats boss!

Congrats, i know you will lead St.louis into a great direction being ran by Butt_Ox

Congratulations Hurley! I am sure you will make an excellent addition.

Congrats Capo Hurley. I know you will continue the greatnss of Godfather Butt_Ox and help him run the city of St Louis.

Congratulations Sir, I am sure you will be a good addition to the city of ST Louis.

Experiments? I expect to see rainbow coloured smoke rising from St Louis then Hurley! No experiments are any good unless multi-coloured smoke is achieved! Congratulations!

Congratulations, i wish you the best of luck

Congrats, and best of luck on the Dharma Initiative.