mnirem had been struggling with himself for several days now. He was tired of living the Jekyll side in secret while the Hyde side visited the streets so freely. He knew that today would be the day he finally came out to the world. He erected a small soapbox in the middle of the streets and began to speak to the gathering crowd:

Friends, I am here today to finally admit something to you.

mnirem paused for effect and munched on some haggis.

I am finally ready to admit that I am ross89. This may come as a shock to none of you, but I am here to embrace my inner-albino.

mnirem pulled off his mask to reveal skin as white as snow and a bag full of haggis as large as Clause-McSlapawhore. He shoved the haggis down his throat and ate for a while until he was half-full. He then continued further:

I am proud to take this opportunity to admit this to the public and look forward to introducing myself to you individually.

mnirem listened to some futuristic noise called blink-182 and departed.

I hate you.

Glad one of the MANY closet Mafioso around here finally came out!

3 cheers for ross89...

hip hip... HOORAY! hip hip... HOORAY! hip hip... HOOOOOOOORAY!

A small mafioso named Sidney Scouser slowly shuffled up to the man and introduced himself:

Pleased to meet you, sir. My name is Sidney and I'm a blurt.

The two men shook hands.

DON'T FUCK WITH MY BROWN_EYES!

COZ THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AA OO OO OO!

Rourke cups a hand to his ear and cocks his head a precisely a forty-five degree angle. He listens to the sounds coming from Fat_Lardface aka Die_Clause and comments thusly:

My what a catchy tune!

Rourke purchases a star and sends it to Die_Clause.

oh my, I feel like Kendra!

lol not me matey

Rourke steps to the streets and stamps a seal of approval on Die_Clause's forehead.

"lol not me matey" is copyright The GRHS Society. I am very proud to have come up with such a witty catchphrase.

^ ROFL ^

Walks up to mnirem's glowing white skin and hands him some sunscreen. This will protect you from the dangerous rays! Nods triumphantly and walks off.

I AM NOT ROSS89!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you guys geet some sort of enjoyement out of harrasing me?

Bent over with severe laughter, I say "what if i'm Ross89?" , " wouldn't that be funny for you my good friend? ".  "But, that's impossible, since that guy is dead".  "Hey Rourke, how can i be this guy everyone idolizes?" .. I say as I step infront of mnirem, whispering to him "I got this one brother"

OddPanda sits through this harassment speech as well.

Fricken_Revenge, I think you have a valid point. How can mnirem be this "Ross89" if he is dead? It makes no sense to me at all. 

OddPanda sighs and sits on the sidewalk.

They think that I am his new account.

Or at least that is what some people are saying. I hihly doubt this, for the fact that when I looked up his profile, he had no pic.

"I mean no disrespect to anyone, I just think that my brother here deserves to live his life and not pay for mistakes someone else has made", I say with a deep sigh.

They think that I am his new account.

The grotesque, slug-like mound of cheese and toppings -PizzaTheHutt- slithers over to mnirem and pats him on the back with his cheese flipper, leaving giants streaks of grease across the back of his suit

"Don't let them get a rise out of you, Friend. I'm not sure exactly what an 'account' is... but if it makes you feel any better, Rourke thinks that I am this Ross89 person as well for some reason. Anyway, whether you are a descendant of this Ross89 or whoever is your business. Either way, never let 'em see you sweat"

peels a pepperoni off his body like a scab and eats it before slithering off