Cato clears his through at he approaches the podium. His voice squeaks on his first word, and he clears his throat again.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to assuage the rumors that have been circulating in recent times. As you may have seen, TylerDurden has been showing up day after day after day with associates bearing names not unlike those of our leaders. I've heard claims that they're being brought here intentionally as fodder for our hitmen. I've heard rumors that MarlaSinger has a thing for Kimble and refuses to leave until she gets his "shot in her face." But these are not true! Well they might be true. But do not believe everything you've heard.

The truth is that TylerDurden has ventured west into our fine cities to seek out queenie for a one-way ticket to pound town (after clearing out some cobwebs of course). That's right, that 80-year-old snatch has been sneaking about and getting it on in her own "Project Mayhem". And I'm well aware of Rule 1 of Mr. Durden banging queenie: don't talk about Durden banging queenie. And I'm also aware of Rule 2: don't talk about Durden getting it in. But I'm a man of integrity; of PRINCIPLE. I cannot sit by and let this go unknown to the masses. I've even heard reports that she refers to her own home district as "Cocktown" when Tyler's below-average member is nearby.

So there it is. The truth. Laid bare for all eyes to see and all ears to hear. TylerDurden is pussy whipped by ancient poon. Don't be surprised if we see more of him in the coming weeks, but send him and his ilk back to Delaware all the same.

Cato closes with a fist clenched, pressed down onto the podium.

queenie instantly notices Cato's liverspot covered fist clenched tightly. Instantly she realises what this entire rant has been about.

Cato is a well known "CatFish". He walks around donning a masquerade of his former self, before age had taken it's toll. The more recent years had escalated the frequency in which his true appearance had made his lonely heart add receipient run away screaming and questioning their own life.

queenie motions to one of her footmen to give Cato a little book filled with numbers and addresses. The diary was entirely based around the yound ladies goods and services trade. queenie knew after possessing this book for more than a day Cato was likely to cheer up and come back out here with his hands (hopefully washed) open for hugs and hand shakes. Instead of beating podium tops as hard as he has to beat himself in his advanced years.